. . . 𝝑𝝔 " YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LAST A SECOND!!! "
⠀ ۪ ⠀✧ synopsis. when someone tries to hit on you right in front of them LOL
⠀ ۪ ⠀✧ pairings. anaxa, aventurine, argenti, blade, boothill, dan heng, dr. ratio, gallagher x gn!reader
⠀ ۪ ⠀✧ director's notice. so many wips.... i wanna write sm but i also wanna post rn..
۪ ✧ warnings. catcalling-ish ??? just ppl tryna hit on character's beautiful gorgeous wonderful s/o (you), i made some have ladies hit on you as well :sob:. only non established relationships here is w dr ratio (who has been talking w u for months, first date in a while!)
۪⠀✧ word count. like maybe 1.5-2k (ㆁωㆁ)
when anaxa sees the scrawny male (as he'd call it) slowly walk up to you, and a piece of paper in hand while he went to get your favorite cereal, he almost let out a loud ass LAUGH in the middle of the supermarket.
but before the poor guy could even finish his pick-up line, his view was suddenly interrupted by a green hue of locks that measured up to their shoulders. it couldn't have been a lady because of how broad the shoulders were—
"so... you were telling me about that dream you had last night, right? the one where we went out to that dream garden on yours?"
the man behind him tapped his shoulder, not taking the hint on how you were taken, but honestly, your boyfriend is not the kind to waste his words on such worms. and now, finally after the stranger leaves...
"hmm, the moment i leave you alone, people start to crowd. i better keep an eye."
aventurine was anything but kind or polite when it came to protecting what was his. shutting everything down with sarcasm disguised as civil replies. or maybe the damn strange couldn't take a damn sign.
while your significant other went to pay for the shopping expenses himself, someone approaches you, and it is not him with the bill.
"so... you come 'round here often, pretty?" the lady comes close, too close for comfort for you, and warrants unwanted touch.
your boyfriend simply laughs as he waltzes over with his men following close behind, holding shopping bags from your shopping (mainly aventurine shopping things for you).
"they do, actually. with me, every single time." he couldn't help but let a smirk grow on his face, while wrapping an arm around your shoulders before heading the other direction.
"you were so over the top..." "oh please, you're the one dating me. of course it'll be.
argenti would rather keep his composure, likewise with all the other guys here, but he does it in a way that would turn the flirt utterly jealous, and wouldn't know if they'd rather be you, or him.
as soon as he decides to buy you both a gelato sundae from your favorite ice cream store you always had taken him out to every monthsary. "well, aren't you just eye candy?" is all you hear before a shadow appear over the person's figure.
long red hair, and those same jade eyes you fell for. just now they're passively aggressive, and glaring, you don't see that on your lover's face a lot...
"apologies, but they're already spoken for, i fear. here you go, my love. just how you like it." he swiftly steps onto your side, and hastily, but passionately already had his arm around your waist, as he gives a bite of the ice cream. the person walks away out of embarassment LOL
oh please, you think blade would even let them speak? picture this for me:
your lover was beside you, and ordering you a smoothie, custom made with all the espresso shots you want, and all the creamiest whipped cream onto top, all with a straight face and staring the barista down to go faster because he dreads social interaction. but he loves you more so he orders anyway.
when his crimson red eyes land back onto the table, someone took up his seat at your favorite table. could this day get any worse.
"hey... you seem lonely. how about a—" "whatever you think is gonna happen won't happen."
quick shutdown, and intimidates them by staring them down. not that they'd be so bold to stay in that seat.
dan heng isn't the type to let it slide either. he's pretty blunt, but not as blunt as blade. but he'd still be intimidating as hell as well. in a restaurant that just opened up in town, you walked across the marble floors, and over to one of the empty tables so you both could order together.
"so... you down for a drink or two?"
the lady had slid her fingertips over your arm, walking up from behind and finally sitting in front of you. her lips were tinted, the scent of her perfume was clear in the gist of the air—she was made to serenade for sure.
"oh? speechless are we?" ; “speechless, yes—but only because they’re wondering why you thought that would work.”
dan heng's shadow fell over the woman, she felt nervous feeling it hover over her as he moved to remove the lady's hand off you. too scared to continue the conversation, she leaves with an awkward cough, picking up her purse.
highly similar to blade, but the difference is the fact that he softens up as soon as he reclaims his seat. with that same little lovesick daze he has when looking at you.
boothill is passively aggressive, and doesn't hide it at all. but you know what, you love him that way. they'd probably think he's joking but the more he talks to them, the more they realize the gun in his holster is very, very real.
he found it reeeeeaaallllyyyy funny when someone thought it was a great idea to hit on the person who's right beside someone who looks like a texan police officer. and genuinely thinks no repercussions will be given.
sliding over the bar table and bumping your shoulder, a drink in hand-
"hey, im not an artist, but i could definitely picture us together." - "hah! you call that a line? i've heard better stuff from them fortune cookies!"
his flamboyant laugh filled the bar, influencing the same behavior as everyone followed. the catcaller could only leave the scene in embarassment, as your lover pulled you closer by your hand.
"you're truly something, sweetheart." "don't worry, darlin'. i'm the only clown ya gotta deal with."
gallagher, who gives off such a chill, savory vibe to him, when he takes you out to such a mellow place, soft jazz playing in the background. a scent of wine filled the air, so sweet with a tinge of sourness engulfing both of you as you entered, your arm in his.
after you decide to leave to order the food for the both of you, the cashier felt a little bit into the moment, seeing you. anyone would've been jealous of whoever you cane with (i.e. gallagher but the cashier didn't see him :sob:)
"is that all for your order? because im avilable tonight too, only if you are as well— as the dessert."
the cashier smirked as you awkwardly cough and smile, shaking your head slowly to reject him before you feel yourself bump into your date, he had already walked up behind you to check your order.
and yet, he only let out a loud laugh. "oh god, you call that a line?" he simply continued his chortle as he whisked you away, a strong arm around your waist.
"oh my go... did you.. hah! did you hear that loser?!""so over the top..." "just for you, you beaut."
dr. ratio hah. hahahahahah. real funny. his stone cold demeanor unchanging, unwavering. a strange waiter who gives a idiosyncratic glance towards him, but appears all seductively, and specious towards you (although you only had eyes for veritas.)
"so would you like to order more? i'd reccomend a dessert but nothing is sweeter than you."
your lover simply rolled his eyes and handed the bill over, noticing how uncomfortable yoy had been.
"that's your attempt at courtship? maybe talk to a mirror next time, at least you know it won't run away."
the waiter could only have his jaw drop a little before leaving awkwardly. you could only sigh and smile as you felt a hand over yours.
he could only grunt at how oblivious people were, "you attract idiots like moths to a flame." "even you?" "hah. an idiot for you. only you."










