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>>START_LOG ENTITY_FILE3: ENTITY: 1200-E ENTITY NAME: Automaton Birds QUANTITY ON RECORD: ~ 21 LEVEL HABITATION: 15, 15.2, 27 MOBILITY: Mobile THREAT LEVEL: Hazardous PHOTO ID: [3D scan of body made possible by ██████ Tech.)

DESCRIPTION: Automaton Birds are 12 ft tall, mechanical, bipedal creatures, with a body visually similar to an engine and a face similar to that of an elongated triangular pyramid. Most Automaton Birds are grey-toned in coloration, although those appearing in LvL 27 can sometimes sport bright red racing stripes. Automaton Birds, though appearing passive at first, will get incredibly hostile if it senses a moving heat signature near 98.6°F (37°C) or above. Upon sensing, it will stop at no end to chase down and destroy said source of heat, even if the heat signature stops moving. Automaton Birds are incredibly territorial and will battle each other for territory, seemingly for no reason. We are unsure if these beings are biological. If so we have yet to see how they reproduce. We do know however that they will hoard heaps of metal and fashion them into nests, despite the fact we have never seen one sleep.  It has been theorized that, if mechanical in source, these Automaton Birds were made and programmed to guard something.  ABILITIES: These creatures are incredibly fast, incredibly tall, and incredibly heavy. The fastest individual recorded amped up to speeds of 89 mph but the average speed of these automatons are 40-60 mph at their highest and 5-20 mph at their slowest. Their ‘beaks’ are made of a dense but sharp metal, capable of cleanly piercing through 30 in. thick stainless steel. Their main method of attack is a charged joust, where they will attempt to stab their opponent at high speeds, and if they miss they will turn around and attempt again. Their necks are flexible and are capable of turning a full 360°, allowing them to poke and stab from many different angles.  Even if you manage to damage its beak, the sheer weight and force of the entity slamming into you is enough to crush the average object’s bones. (Tests with Algebriens have yet to commence.) The best method of surviving this entity is by using its height to your advantage. When crouching, the creature is usually 9 ft tall, and cannot get entirely through most door-sized gaps. PROCEDURES TO TAKE: Most entities exist in areas with tall ceilings and as a result are contained in said areas. They are to be avoided at all costs. If you need to dispatch one, aim for the legs; if it cannot run, it cannot fight. END_LOG.

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HostLog_10:

Subject: Host 2.6

Name: Clock

Species: Alarm Clock(?)

Source: It’s Time For The It’s Time For The It’s Time For The It’s Time For The It’s Time For The For The For The For The The // Channel 57

Gender: Unknown

Pronouns: he/him (source needed) ANY (source info from commentator on this post)

Description:

Clock is a mint-colored, traditional-faced alarm clock. Clock is notable due to having heavy algebrien features; much like Host 2.7, despite their dimensions not being near one another. Clock’s limbs are slim, lighter than his body color and resemble that of a mouse in structure, despite having notable paw pads. Clock has a cord plug tail.

It is worth noting that Clock’s current appearance differs from his (possible) previous appearance, which lacked the distinct algebrien features and instead was fully an object, implying that this transformation could happen to any ordinary object under the right circumstances. His past object appearance had more accurate mouse-like limbs. It is unknown if his past object appearance had a tail.

Surprisingly, his behavior is more like an algebrien in mannerisms than that of an Object. His speech is quick, choppy, and will sometimes seem to layer out of nowhere. Clock does not mess around when it comes to being quick about things and is very time-oriented.

[Addendum./ Wow. Like. Who the FUCK comes up with the names for these guys. Clock? Being a Clock? And being time oriented? What is this, a kids show? Next thing we know he’s going to get up and sing a song about time. Wow. Fuck man. My life feels like a joke knowing that this fucker is real, alive, and exists. Don’t even get me STARTED on Four and X being a number and a variable who are both obsessed with MATH. The most obvious fucking shit on the planet. I mean who just gives birth to a child and goes ‘oh yeah let’s call this one Clock because he’s a clock’. The only somewhat normal one here is Airy. He’s the only one whose name ISN’T the same as his object, but I’m also 80-90% sure he’s a ghost or something because he barely talks and has said he’s died twice. God. I don’t get paid enough for this bullshit.]

Clock is unpredictable. Unlike Host 2.9, his chaoticness is not out of violence, but at the same time he is proven to be capable of doing heavy damage. Like Host 2.8, Clock’s chaoticness is emotionally tied, but stronger and more exaggerated. 

Known Abilities:

Clock’s abilities mirror that of a standard algebrien. Only things worth noting is that his tail can extend long distances and he can ‘abstract’ objects much like Host 2.9. Whether or not this is due to their dimensions being in close proximity to one another is up for debate.

Another thing to note is his… ‘quality errors’. Static, bursts of sudden form changing, and the like. Sometimes these will get violent but so far they only seem to affect Clock and nobody else around him. Whether or not this is an ability or more of just a condition Clock has is up for debate.

Procedures to take:

A mix of Algebrien and Object power hindrance protocols will be put into place. Force may be applied if deemed necessary.

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>>START_LOG: HostLog_2: Subject: Host 2.9 Name: Animatic (Ani for short) Species: Unknown Source: Animatic Battle Gender: Unknown Pronouns: he/they/it(?) Description: Animatic was first brought up to us by Dr. Schvelts after they had done the first round of universe reviews for possible test subjects for Group 2. Animatic takes the appearance of a drawing of some sort, a light blue cross marking on the ‘face’ of it. His outline is black, another lighter outline underneath, and his limbs are that of a stick figure, one arm being vermilion red and the other ultramarine blue, the same for the legs but the colors flipped. Ani is known to change in size, shape, and color. We fear this subject. Known Abilities: The possibilities of their abilities are endless. We do not know how powerful they are but if their show is anything to go off of, they may be the most powerful Host here out of all of them.  Procedures to take: We will ATTEMPT to hinder their ability to teleport with a mixture of both Algebrien and Object protocols. In addition to this, we will send it to the deeper levels upon entry, far away from any important machinery and other hosts, but given its intelligence, we may be forced to use more intensive pacifying measures. END_LOG.

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>>START_LOG: HostLog_7: Subject: Host 2.1 Name: ‘Airy’ (‘Real Name’ unknown.) Species: Oil Lamp Source: Unknown (Claims to have hosted his own competition called ‘ONE’, which he never aired.) Gender: male Pronouns: he/him Description: Airy is an average sized male oil lamp, probably made of brass or steel. His lamp shade is wide and rounded and his held up by two support beams that flank either side of him. There is one dial knob on his back and another knob on his front. His face is on the glass ‘bulb’. Airy’s limbs are that akin to a wolf, with large paw pads, and sharp claws, with grey wolf coloration. Airy has no tail. Airy is completely and utterly ‘dull’ in nature; he fits the bill of Immovable Object quite well. Airy makes decisions for himself and only himself, but that isn’t to say he is greedy, he just generally has no sense of regard for other people. It is unknown how long Airy has been alive. He says he had no direct contact with other people for decades, possibly centuries. He said he has died twice before. LOG_ADDENDUM: The case of Airy is quite sudden and unexpected. He entered long before the rest of Group 2, seemingly at random, and not a single staff representative remembered adding him in. This has caused us to rush, running everything ahead of schedule. Known Abilities: We do not know what powers Airy holds; if he does have powers, he does not use them. Procedures to take: None. END_LOG.

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>>START_LOG: HostLog_6: Subject: Host 2.5 Name: x Species: Algebrien (Canary Yellow Letter x) Source: BFDI-verse Gender: none Pronouns: he/they Description: X is a small Letter Algebrien, as his name suggests, letter x. X’s arms are four fingered, with no claws or talons. X’s legs are 3 toed, with the third toe being opposable, much like a bird. X has no tail. X is reported to have limited powers for his species. X is extremely passive in nature as opposed to his ‘other half’, Host 2.4*. X, while unpredictable, isn’t quick to violence, and in a fight, flight, freeze or faint situation, they choose flight more often. That isn’t to say he isn’t completely defenseless; he simply does not want to fight. X is one of the few Letter Algebriens that is widely known by others. *ADDENDUM: Once again, X is very close with Host 2.4. If any is to harm X, Host 2.4 will see you as an immediate target. Known Abilities: Flight/hovering, self-directed teleportation, item manipulation, and item generation. Procedures to take: Due to X’s passiveness, we will most likely only hinder his teleportation ability. END_LOG.

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Subject: Host 2.8

Name: Popcorn

Species: Bag (Of Popcorn)

Source: Showvember

Gender: Intersex Genderfluid (Femme-leaning)

Pronouns: she/he/they

Description:

Popcorn was added to the list as a joke by MOLES. Her arrival however was taken seriously.

Popcorn is a white and coral red striped bag with popcorn inside. She is not the popcorn itself, she is the bag. Her name is misleading. We know. Popcorn has limbs akin to that of a furred dragon, a very rare limb type, and her legs can shapeshift between digitigrade and plantigrade. Her limb color is a wine-plum with darker black around the foot/hand areas. She wears two white arm bands, one on each arm. Her tail follows the furred dragon shape, as well as coloration, but the plume of fur at the tip of the tail is a light, almost cotton candy pink color.

Popcorn’s object-part is known to change in size, shape, and color, but she stays consistent with a pair of 3-D glasses, and a striped popcorn bag. Her appearance is largely unimportant as no currently known forms have any special abilities that make him any different. The reason as to why this is is still unknown, but it seems to be normal for any other object in his universe.

Popcorn is a loose cannon. At first she seems unpredictable, but unlike Host 2.9 and Host 2.6, she is able to reign in this chaotic nature and use it to her advantage. And oh boy does she do that. She can be seen as greedy, self-centered, and almost barbaric, doing anything she can to get anything she wants. Despite this, she is seen to have some remorse and guilt for her actions. Her actions seem to be more influenced by emotion than anything else.

Known Abilities:

Popcorn’s abilities… Hm. Where do we begin?

The shapeshifting is most obvious and was already mentioned in his visual description.

Popcorn’s most fundamental abilities seem cartoonish in nature, slapstick if you will. Theoretically almost any object could do it but isn’t ‘Popcorn’ enough to do it. [Addendum./ We would like to thank a source of whom shall remain anonymous for the time being for this analysis and the following data as well.]

Theories say that he may have chaos-influenced abilities; the chaos they cause in turn influences what they are able to do in said situation. ‘If it’s funny enough, he can do it’.

Observed possible abilities are the snap to teleport (most normal for most show hosts, is also Host 2.2’s preferred method of teleportation), memory erasure (though it is unconfirmed if he did this with or without a device), high jumping/floatation, and minor shapeshifting of objects other than oneself.

Whether she has all of these abilities innately or by assistance is unknown.

It is also theorized that she can ‘respawn herself’, but this has also been thought up as simple as a restoration chamber in another room. Either way, whether or not he can respawn himself is unknown. If he is, we may be dealing with a literal god of chaos.

Procedures to take:

She will be nerfed via standard object protocol.

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>>START_LOG: HostLog_5: Subject: Host 2.3 Name: Mephone 4 Species: Mephone 4/Meeple Product | Objectmade; Nonbiological Lifeform Source: Inanimate Insanity Gender: Male Pronouns: he/him Description: Mephone 4 is an average sized touchscreen cellphone of Steve Cobs’ creation. His home screen appears as a gradient from near-cyan blue to cornflower blue. His limbs are completely robotic (Addendum/ We have no way of knowing this. We have not cut him open yet.). The pads on his digits and palms allow him to interact with his own screen and other screens. Mephone 4 has no tail. Mephone 4 is reported by Mr. Cobs to be extremely outdated, bringing him here is a risk of our own safety (Addendum/ It is unlikely Mr. Cobs cares about Mephone 4 at this time due to the extremely long period between seasons of Mephone 4’s show. That and we doubt Mr. Cobs has interdimensional tracking built into Mephone 4.). Mephone is lazy, but opportunistic, and will often bite off more than he can chew, both literally and figuratively. It is possible Mephone weighs the second most out of all the Hosts on file, with Host 2.2 weighing the most. Mephone 4 isn’t an outwardly violent individual, but it is possible he can do heavy damage if he really wanted. Known Abilities: Item generation, Respawn abilities, and Teleportation via Portals. In tandem to this, he is a functional cellular phone. Procedures to take: We have had to very legally acquire (Addendum/ The program was stolen. This information is unimportant.) and modify Meeple Hinderance Technology to suit the nerfing of Mephone 4’s abilities to prevent escape and otherwise. Whether or not this programming works in practice is unknown, and will not be known until entry of Host 2.3. It is also possible this technology is completely incompatible and will not have a chance of working, if so, we will give up on researching Host 2.3 unless we can somehow convince Mr. Cobs to give us the tech to do so (Addendum/ Who is writing these logs? And can they cut the flowery, passive aggressive shit? This is a Research Log, not a private diary.). All in all, the nerfing of Mephone 4 will probably be extremely unstable, so it is best to convince him NOT to use his powers.

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>>START_LOG HostLog_4: Subject: Host 2.4 Name: 4 Species: Algebrien (Light Cobalt Number 4) Source: BFDI-verse Gender: 4 Pronouns: he/they Description: 4 is a tall, lanky Numeral Algebrien. 4 is possibly the most famous of all of their species, many other dimensions know about them, and the existence of Algebriens was widely unknown before his debut in the BFDI-verse. That being said, 4 fits the bill of the most basic qualities of an Algebrien; odd behaviour, monotone color palette consisting of only two to four shades of colors, and a wide knowledge of mathematics. 4 is a wildcard, short-tempered and can be easily provoked, usually resulting in violence. 4’s limbs are similar to that of a basic feline, a cat perhaps, with no markings. 4’s tail is thin and whip-like with a short, fluffy plume of fur at the very end, sort of like a lion. Some reports claim him to have a very dense amount of sharp teeth, though dental examination has not been done. We will have to keep an eye on them, as their nature is widely unpredictable. ADDENDUM: Four is incredibly overprotective of Host 2.5. If any one is to hurt Host 2.5, they will see you as an immediate target. Known Abilities: 4 has all known abilities of the basic Algebrien; Teleportation, Shapeshifting, etcetera. In addition to this, 4 does have the ability to respawn/recover others. He also has the ability to shoot condensed beams of light from his hands, as well as the ability to produce an ear shatteringly loud screech. He is known to be deadly with all of his powers. Proceed with caution. Procedures to take: 4 will absolutely be nerfed with the programming used to nerf other Algebriens, but be warned. If we ever have to step in after he enters, he still can and absolutely will end you if you are perceived as a threat. END_LOG.