IM SORRY IK INTOX WEEKEND IS OVER BUT I HAVE A THING
so like yk how if kids get caught smoking their parents will make them smoke a whole pack to teach them a lesson? so like that but dad! Robby catching u and Dennis (poorly) smoking a joint and he makes you get high as balls as a punishment
tw: intox kink and fauxcest!
ok but bonus points if it's uncle jack's joint.
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robby catches you two puffs in. dennis is taking a drag and chokes on smoke from how surprised he is to spot robby. the older man, however, just snatches the joint, holding it between his first two fingers like it's a crime.
which, in the state of pennsylvania, it is.
robby pulls a do you have anything to say to me? and after a minute of you and dennis saying how sorry you are and how you'll never do it again, robby just takes a puff for himself and hands the joint back.
"alright then. keep going," he says, turning on his heels to head back inside. before you can ask what he means, robby adds, "and don't come inside 'til that thing is smoked up!"
cue you and dennis scrambling to finish the damn joint. neither of you are smokers, and by the time you're at the end of it, you and dennis are dizzy and coughing. once it's stubbed out, all you two can do is sit on the porch and lean on each other. everything is off-kilter, thanks to you both getting way too high way too fast.
eventually, robby steps out onto the porch and laughs at the sight of you leaning against one another, practically cuddling. your eyes are red and heavy-lidded, barely able to focus on him.
"hey dad," you say with a giggle, holding up your hands to show your lack of a joint. "we did it."
robby just smiles, partially proud of you both, partially thrilled to see that dennis is already kissing your neck.