#jack thoughts

[loves-alibi]

okay like intox + fauxest hmo!! remember your auntie dana, uncle jack n brother dennis thing?? mmkay yeah that.

n it’s dana and jacks weekend, you n den love going over to theirs to spend some time. they’re so much more fun and less strict than dad robby. and they ask you and dennis whos the better smoker n whos the better drinker maybe you know..maybe ya dont. doesn’t really matter bc they’re gonna find out anyways. dana holding the joint up and softly explaining how to take a puff. getting you nice and floaty eyes red n a permanent dopey smile on your lips. while her hand is up your night gown. simultaneously, jack drinks with dennis making the boy gulp down beer after beer til hes hiccuping n his cheeks are flushed. with his hand similarly on his cock.

not like they make you guys cum tho, they just work you both up up up until you’re whining messes.

and once you’re both equally faded in your respective substances. they let your giggly sloppy selves into the bed together. sitting back to enjoy the show. of course they join after but they wanna admire the monster they created first.

- xoxo

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH MARI!!! MARI!!!! MARI!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BRAIN!!!! MARIIIIIIIII!!! YOU ARE SO FREAKED OUT FOR THIS I LOVE YOU!!!!!

because here's the thing.... you and dennis go home to robby and pretend like nothing happened. you know how much trouble you'll both get in (especially you! robby has a long-standing no smoking rule for his two kiddos).

little do you know that jack and dana sneakily took photos of you both– dennis drinking, you smoking, the two of you fucking lazily and slowly on their bed.

three days later, however, robby comes home from work with a case of beers and a few pre-rolls. he beckons you and dennis over to cuddle him on the couch. it's there that he pulls his phone out and shows you the photos. while you and dennis share some panicked eye contact, robby cracks open two beers. he hands each of you one and explains that you and dennis are going to show him exactly what your aunt dana and uncle jack taught you.

[cherrymangione]

need this life with jack 🖼️💍🦋🪺🌷🌧️🫐🫖

[morgadec]

taylor dearden popping out with a skirt the day after I mention langdonmel thigh riding …. smiling so big

[brotherfcker69]

Thinking of ford being the needy one in the relationship, it's not that Stan isn't affectionate, he is, but ford is much more needy. He doesn't show it a lot publicly (not really afraid of PDA or anything just doesn't think about it) but behind closed doors where he and Stan can be together? Immediately on top of Stan. Cuddling on the bed/couch, soft kisses, sitting on Stan's lap, spooning. Especially post weirdmeggedon, he needs physical evidence to know that his brother is still here with him. Alive and well. And the fact he thrives on praise? Of course Stan is the one indulging ford in that too.

[jack-ingoff-rn69]

Does anyone know where I can find the English dub to South Park??

[dearjackwallace]

Sometimes I cry so much that I can taste my tears.

[scorpionyx9621]

Inside of me there are two wolves.

One wishes for Jason Todd to be built like a brick shithouse to the point that he is significantly stockier and more muscular than even Bruce and like in the Gotham Knights game he can easily tip over a whole ass ice cream truck just because.

The other wishes for Jason Todd to look like his comic iterations under that of Dexter Soy, Belèn Ortega, Kenneth Rocafort, etc in that Jason is still stacked but has a cartoonishly thin, skinny slutty little man waist. This man is structurally unsound. We're it not the fact his thighs regularly crush watermelons and skulls he'd collapse in on himself and were it not for his autopsy scars he'd never wear a shirt like the fucking harlot whore he is.

Both are gay and want me to kiss Jason Peter Todd

[uhohbillzo]

jack manifold is so strongly and unwaveringly heterosexual that not even the shippers can deny it long enough to put him in gay ships