@hulkout
It’s that time of the week again. He’s back on his bullshit, classical dancing with himself in his head. “You know,” Wade begun as he stuck his head out from the ceiling tiles, “I really do enjoy our time together, Brucey.” He’s not entirely sure that Bruce enjoys their time together given how high the little guy jumped when he popped the ceiling tile down. [THEY HAVE A FRONT DOOR, YOU KNOW.]
“I know but I think Happy’s still mad about that fish I threw at him last time.” Wade snickered and for a strange moment it seemed as if two men were laughing in the ceiling before Wade stopped and his eyes went wide. “Do you hear tha---?” but too late cause he’s dropping out of the ceiling, bringing tiles and dust with him. His back hit some hard surface and his legs went out from under him. “Ooooh! Not the kidneys.”
{DO WE EVEN HAVE KIDNEYS STILL?}














