Apr 19, 2018
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Perfect time for my phone to freeze. #honeybunchesofoats #dianahunter #loveher #frozenphone #nofilter #blink #huluads
this fucking hallmark commercial on hulu really unnerves me.
"tell me you love me."
"even if you tell me every day."
yo, hallmark, fuck you. If your tell me you love me every day, I don't need a 3$ mass marketed greeting card.
can we stop using photo retouching buzzwords to sell cosmetics? your foundation is not creating an 'airbrushed finish'.
also stop telling me your makeup will make me "photo ready".
fuck you.
Dear Nuvaring
are you really trying to tell me that having a date see that i take birth control is so fucking mortifying that it's worth finding some other birth control method, even if the pill's been working for me just fine? you suck.
do magicians usually have cats? there is something i find appealing about the idea that they do, but i associate rabbits with magicians and cats with witches. maybe i like the idea that magicians would think they were really doing magic.
dear first response
my body does not know i'm pregnant before i do. i -am- my body. my body doesn't know stuff. presumably, if it did know stuff, it would know i was pregnant the -moment- my egg was fertilized, which is still sooner than your product. why can't you just be like, yo, our test works sooner.