Solar Opposites: The Misadventures of The Solars Episode #2: Localization F%#ks!
The episode opens with Cooke was busy fixing a drill. *just like Korvo did in the first episode*
Shlorpian Cooke: Dig dang it! *uses the fixer* stupid thing!
Sandra: *an Earth-4 neighbor* Mmm, build better drills Cooke. Work those red arms.
Shlorpian Frankie: Hey! He’s mine you seducing bitch!
Shlorpian Cooke: Yeah! Stop addressing me your eyes Sandra! That is fucking creepy!
Human Korvo shows up
Human Korvo: Excuse me, the Replicants missed the bus. Can you take them to school? Terry and I have stuff to do. *notices Sonya is not here and sighs* Where the hell is Sonya?
Sonya is then heard screaming. Human Korvo gasps.
Human Korvo: Sonya?! Hang on Sonya, daddy’s coming.
The rest of the family rushes back inside only to gasp in shock. Sonya is now a replicant, grinning in joy upon seeing her transformation.
Replicant Sonya: This is awesome!
Human Solars: Sonya?
Replicant Sonya: Guys! Guys! I’m a Replicant and I got two toes!
Human Korvo laughs
Human Korvo: Aw, you still look pretty honey. Even as a Replicant. You’re even a Shlorpian just like your dads and older siblings.
Replicant Sonya giggles
Human Terry: Hey come you guys missed the bus? You’re gonna be late!
Replicant Stacy G: We didn’t miss it! They purposely skipped our house!
Human Korvo: I'm sure it was an accident.
Replicant Stacy G: Ugh! The bus driver hates us because I accidentally made an explosion in the sample override with my electric hair groomer!
Replicant Sonya: Can we please go? Home room is when I decided which boy I’m gonna crush on for the day!
Shlorpian Cooke: Seriously?! Does the dog park seem so important to you today?!
Human Terry: Yeah. It's where Korvo and I are gonna have our date.
Human Korvo smiles and blushes.
Shlorpian Cooke: I’m busy.
Shlorpian Ms. Perez: Oh come on Cooke. Don’t be like that.
Shlorpian Cooke: Well one of you guys should be helping me construct our drill!
Human Korvo: Come on Cooke. I just got into dog parks. Terry and I don’t want to miss the labordoodles.
Shlorpian Cooke: Oh is the dog park more important than Nikol Aloid so he can help turn us back to normal!
Human Terry: Uh I don’t know Cooke. Could Nikol Aloid catch a frisbee in the air?
Shlorpian Cooke: You won’t know until we get there! You know sometimes it feels like I’m the only one who is having a terrible time on this planet.
Human Korvo: Well I don’t blame you. I was the one who wanted to land here.
Shlorpian Cooke: Well your stupid scanners didn’t indicate it was craphold without a single redeeming value, Korvo! We have been stranded here for two months! How is that not a problem for all off you? *heads inside the drill*
Human Korvo sighs
Human Korvo: This won’t end well like last time with the drill.
Human Terry: Yeah. It won't...
Shlorpian Cooke started the drill. The drill’s reactions ends up causing devastation around Earth-4 as the residents run for their lives. Shlorpian Cooke made it to the core and uses a claw to grab a sample.
Shlorpian Cooke: *leans the cran over* Okay… alright… come to papa… *suddenly lavas spews into the cockpit* Oh no! No no no no no! *lava burns his legs and screams in pain*
Shlorpian Cooke teleports back to the surface. Earth-4 dogs and Human Pupa appears and starts licking him as Human Korvo and Human Terry gives him a dismayed and annoyed look.
Human Korvo: *deadpanned* I warned ya!
Shlorpian Cooke growls
Shlorpain Randall: Wow! You guys should’ve seen that dog park that looks like the one back on Earth! *looks down at the puppies* You cute puppies love those nubs? You like to like them, yes you do?
Human Terry notices Human Korvo's distress
Human Terry: Korv? What's wrong?
Human Korvo: Hmm?
Human Terry: You look upset. Wanna talk?
Human Korvo sighs sadly and nods. The two human husbands head inside and turn into their Shlorpian forms.
Terry: Honey, are you okay? What is it you want to tell me?
Korvo: I can't believe all this happened...I don't know what to do. It's bad enough I'm pregnant- *covers mouth in shock*
Terry: Wh-what?
Korvo sighs
Korvo: I'm pregnant. I know you're probably mad but-
Terry: *gasp in joy* Oh my God! We’re having a baby! I am so happy for you! *kisses Korvo on the lips as Korvo smiles*
Korvo giggles and moans lovingly
Korvo: Thank you Terry. *sighs* But I am still not giving up hope! I must do whatever it takes to get our friends back to normal!
Terry: That's the Korvo I know.
The two alien husbands kiss again. The scene then cuts to school where the Replicants are walking through the halls.
Replicant Stacy G: You ever have the feeling everyone thinks we're weird.
Human Jesse: Of course not. This school might be better than our old one.
Suddenly, Replicant Stacy G gets hit by a spitball.
Sidney: Go back to Earth, you former human shit!
Human Jesse: Hey! Don’t talk to my GF like that!
Human Yumyulack gets hit by a spit ball
Replicant Sonya: Hey! Don’t do that to my big brother you jerk! *kicks Sidney in the leg*
Sidney: Ow! Why you little psychotic-
Human Jesse then punches Sidney in the nose like violently protective girlfriend and sister she is.
Human Jesse: Fuck off!
Human Yumyulack: Yeah! That’s right! Now get!
Sidney and the rest of the bullies run off in fear.
Replicant Stacy G: Man, is that how you guys felt back on Earth?
Human Jesse: Yep.
Miss Cranberry: Are you humans and Shlorpians fighting the hall? *suddenly reveals to be nicer and sweet* Why don’t you four take anger management class?
The scene then cuts to Replicant Stacy G venting while the human Replicants and Replicant Sonya watch
Replicant Stacy G: And not only did Victoria Limburger humiliate me today at home economics, but she also stole my spot at the spot for voting for prom Queen! *screams in rage and breaks a vase*
Human Jesse smiles as she blushes and sighs lovingly at her girlfriend’s rage.
Human Jesse: I love it when she gets angry…
The scene then cuts back to the house where Shlorpian Cooke’s foot is starting to regrow.
Korvo: *walks in* Looking good.
Shlorpian Cooke: Thanks. *notices Korvo’s pregnant belly* What the fuck happened to you?!
Korvo: Uh...well...
Terry: Korvy is pregnant!
Shlorpian Cooke: What?! How is that-
Korvo: Well to be honest, this is a new thing. There hasn’t been records of this back on Shlorp.
Korvo starts weeping
Terry: Oh honey what’s wrong?
Korvo: *weeping* I've never been pregnant before. I don't know what to do!
Terry: Hey hey shh… it’s okay. It’s gonna be okay.
Korvo: *eyes turn aquamarine* NO! IT'S NOT OKAY!
Terry: *gasp* Oh shit honey… *whispering* You eyes.
Korvo gasps and shakes his head, causing his eyes to turn back to normal.
Korvo: *takes a deep breath then his fingertips turning black* Uh… be right back!
Korvo and Terry rush to the bathroom as Korvo falls to his knees
Terry: Honey, are you about to-
Korvo turns black and then grows bigger and muscular as he rips apart his robe after stretching his back. Then, his horns pop out on his head and his voice becomes distorted. After receiving his bat wings, Korvo roars and fully becomes a Super Shlorpian. Then, he breaks down in tears while holding his pregnant belly.
Super Shlorpian korvo: *tearfully* What am I gonna do?!
Terry: Hey it’s okay. The new baby is gonna be amazing and don’t worry. We’ll wait until it is the right time to tell the gang about your Super Shlorpian form. Besides, you know we always wanted to have a baby since we got married…
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yeah...but what if-
Terry: Listen.
Super Shlorpian Korvo sniffles as Terry put his hand on Korvo’s.
Terry: I know things have been happening so fast. And I know you’re having a hard time turning the humans back to normal. But, it’s gonna be okay. With all of the family together, we got this. I don’t know what this new life is gonna bring, but whatever comes, we’ll get through it. Together.
Super Shlorpian Korvo smiles tearfully
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh Terry.
The two husbands kiss and moan lovingly as they start having sex. The scene then cuts to the Principal Mowbar’s office where the Replicants are in.
Principal Mowbar: Well, one to be fair, it’s okay for to have sci-fi since this is a free country planet. And two, we are really amazed by your grades.
Replicant Sonya: Wait? So we’re not in trouble?
Principal Mowbar: *chuckles* Of course not.
Miss Cranberry: Well to be honest, it wasn’t fair for these girls to bully you. *gets out a folder* Plus, your grades are really improving. Especially for you three Solar siblings.
Human Jesse smiles.
Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse and Replicant Sonya: Thanks Miss Cranberry.
Miss Cranberry: Plus Jesse, we are very amazed by your report based on your favorite creature… the… Mundane?
Principal Mowbar: Yeah. We haven’t heard about this in awhile. How did you know about this interesting monster?
Human Jesse: Oh… since I was a baby… when I was still a baby, I was playing in my crib…
A flashback plays as baby Jesse plays with her hangar. Terry approaches her.
Terry: Hey there Jesse-bear… how’s my cute baby doing? *tickles baby Jesse’s belly*
Baby Jesse: *coos and touches Terry's face*
Suddenly, Terry hears something and puts baby Jesse down in her crib as she coos. Terry kisses baby Jesse on the forehead and leaves as he runs out of the apartment.
Human Jesse: *voiceover* Suddenly, Terry left. And I was still fiddling around.
An hour later, Baby Jesse is fast asleep. Until, suddenly, baby Jesse heard a growling sound and crawls out her crib and starts crawling.
Human Jesse: *voiceover* An hour passed and Terry still hasn’t come back… *baby Jesse laughs as she tries to reach for her favorite teddy bear* Until, I heard the Mundane!
A roar is heard
Baby Jesse: *gets confused and babbles*
Baby Jesse kept crawling to the teddy as she gets up on the couch and laughs. But then, she heard the roar again.
Human Jesse: *voiceover* I tried to ignore the roaring at first...but then...
Baby Jesse finally reaches for the teddy as she laughs and squeaks it.
Mundane: *roars*
Baby Jesse turns around and sees the Mundane
Baby Jesse: *babbles*
Mundane: *roars*
Baby Jesse: *squeals in joy and starts coming up to it*
The Mundane grunts in confusion
Baby Jesse: *stands up after dropping her teddy bear and starts to stand up as she tries walking towards the Mundane*
The Mundane gasps and picks up Baby Jesse
Baby Jesse: *giggles as she touches the Mundane’s face but then starts getting fussy*
Human Jesse: *voiceover* I started to get fussy but then suddenly, he starts soothing and cradling me…
Mundane: Shh… shh…
Baby Jesse stops crying and whimpers
Mundane: *muffling comforting voice*
The flashback ends
Human Jesse: Then after that, the Mundane was gone and I was suddenly on the floor in Terry’s arms. I never saw the creature again for years.
Miss Cranberry: Very fascinating. It’s great to know you have some guardians to keep an eye on you, especially your parents.
Human Yumyulack: Damn...
Replicant Sonya: Well, should we head out now Principal Mowbar?
Principal Mowbar: *wipes away tears* Yes, you may...
Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse, Replicant Sonya and Replicant Jesse: Thank you! *leaves the office*
Later with Korvo and Terry
Korvo: *sighs* Should we tell our kids about this?
Terry: When they're ready, okay?
Korvo: *sighs in relief* Okay. Wait that reminds me. We have to tell them about the-
Jesse: *offscreen* Baby?!
The adults turn around and the Replicants are shocked upon seeing Korvo’s pregnant belly.
Korvo: Uh-
Yumyulack: Korvo! You’re pregnant?!
Replicant Stacy G: Holy cow! How?!
Terry: It's complicated...
Yumyulack, Jesse, Replicant Sonya, Pupa and Replicant Stacy G: *adored by cuteness* Aaaaw. You guys are having a baby? So cute. Aw, what a whittle cutie patootie. So cute! Baby!
Korvo chuckles
Korvo: *rubbing his pregnant belly* Yep. That’s right. In a few days, you kids are gonna have a new sibling.
Pupa: *hugs Korvo’s pregnant belly* Baby!
Terry: Hmm… you know I wonder how the others are doing.
The scene then cuts to Shlorpian Ms. Perez walking by.
Alien Kid: Move it hippie!
Shlorpian Ms. Perez: Sorry.
Alien Kid: Stupid hippie!
Shlorpian Ms. Perez: Hey! I resent that!
The scene then cuts to Shlorpian Frankie walking, until two alien women laugh at her while talking secretly about her behind their backs.
Shlorpian Frankie: *annoyed* Aw really funny!
The scene then cuts to Shlorpian Darcy and Shlorpian Jamie heading to a house until some of the residents insulted them.
Earth-4 Hot Woman: Oh my God! What the fuck are you guys wearing?!
Shlorpian Jamie growls
Earth-4 Hot Guy: Just go to hell you stupid bitch cunts!
Earth-4 Resident: Nobody wants you here!
The Earth-4 Residents starts throwing stuff at Shlorpian Jamie and Shlorpian Darcy as they ran for their lives. The scene then cuts to Shlorpian Louise grocery shopping.
Shlorpian Louise: *to an employee* Excuse me, can you show me where the vegetable isle is?
Employee: Hmph! *walks away*
Shlorpian Louise: Okay…
Then, one by one, Shlorpian Louise tries to talk to the employees.
Shlorpian Louise: Sid? Marsha? Karen? Mikey? Sid? Kirt?! Larry! *breaks down as Shlorpian Trevor comforts her* Won’t someone vouch for me?
The scene cuts back to the house, where Shlorpian Cooke is reading a book while the rest of the Shlorpians came in sadly.
Shlorpian Cooke: Hey, guys. What's going on? Everything-
Shlorpian Frankie: Horrible day. Aliens hates me? *turns to the rest of the Shlorpians* What about you guys?
All: Same.
Shlorpian Randall: Aw man. This being Shlorpian stuff sucks ass. There’s gotta be a way for the town to like us.
Shlorpian Frankie: But how?
Korvo: *offscreen* I know how.
Then the tv starts playing with a commercial for a block party downtown.
Tv Announcer: *on tv* Come on down to the Earth-4 Annual Rock Fest with so many guests, music performances and special accolades for the whole family!
Korvo: Guys! I have an idea that might help all of us-
Shlorpian Cooke: Guys! I just had a crazy idea!
Korvo: Huh?
All: Oooh!
Shlorpian Randall: Let’s hear it!
Shlorpian Cooke: What if we show ourselves off at that party? We could use sci-fi stuff to help impress those guys! People will love us!
Korvo: *horrified and shock* Wait! What?!
Shlorpian Randall: Hey! I think that’s a great idea!
Korvo: What?! No it isn’t it. The last time my family and I did that, it ended in disaster!
Shlorpian Cooke: Oh that’s bullshit! I’m sure everything will be fine Korvo. Sometimes, your sci-fi shenigans backfire! But they always work out in the end.
Korvo groans in frustration
Korvo: Fine! But if a huge disaster happens at the festival and all hell breaks loose, don’t come crying to me.
Shlorpian Cooke: Thanks Korv. Let’s do this guys!
All: Yeah.
Solars and Replicant Stacy G: Oh boy.
Later, Korvo is in his room crying while rubbing his pregnant belly softly while looking at opened locket with a picture of Replicant Janiz holding baby Korvo. Terry comes in.
Terry: Hey honey. You feeling okay?
Korvo: NO!
Terry: Hey hey. Easy boo. Can you please tell me why?
Korvo: BECAUSE! THE OTHER'S ARE GONNA DO SOMETHING RECKLESS AND WON'T LISTEN TO ME!
Korvo breathes in and out as he then breaks down in tears while clenching the locket.
Terry: Oh Korvo... *had an idea* Will sex help?
But then, Terry notices the locket in Korvo’s hand with the picture and gasp.
Terry: Korvy… is that… you when you were a baby with your sister?
Korvo nods
Korvo: I just… I just… I JUST MISS HER SO MUCH! *breaks down in tears while rubbing his pregnant belly*
Terry: Hey hey. It's okay...
Terry consoles Korvo as he continues crying.
Terry: Shh… sh… it’s okay Korvy… I’m here…
Terry notices Korvo's fingertips going black.
Terry: Uh Korv… YOUR FINGERS! LOOK?
Korvo gasps
Korvo: No! Not again!
Korvo’s skin turns black as he grows bigger and muscular and rips apart his clothes as he roars once his wings and horns pop out. He suddenly moans in pleasure
Terry: K-Korvy?
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *moans lovingly* I feel so goooooooood.
Terry: *blushes* Holy shit...
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *seductively walks towards Terry* Oh Terry-bear, this beast needs to be tamed…
Terry: Uh...why? *nervous chuckle*
Suddenly Terry realized what Korvo meant and grows smitten.
Terry: Oh ho ho. Korvo, *had his clothes taken off by Korvo* you dirty slut.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Come here you!
Super Shlorpian Korvo then dominates Terry as they moan lovingly.
Terry: *moans* Yes! Take me away! *moans* Take me to mound town, you beautiful shimmering blue bitch!
Super Shlorpian Korvo: *moans* Yes! Feel it my sexy Terry-bear! *moans lovingly*
Terry: Ooooooh! I’m getting fucking close! *moans*
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Yes! Oh yes! Me too!
The two alien husband cum as they moan lovingly and kiss each other on the lips while moaning. Super Shlorpian Korvo flaps his wings.
Super Shlorpian Korvo: Thanks for being there for my handsome Terrybear!
Terry laughs
Terry: Anytime Korvy…
The two husbands kiss as Korvo turns back to normal
Korvo: *moans in relief* That’s much better… *rubbing his pregnant belly*
Korvo smiles tearfully because the baby will be born soon
Korvo: *smiles tearfully; to his pregnant belly* Hey there lil sweetheart… I can’t wait to see you soon.
Terry: Me neither...
The two husbands kiss as they moan lovingly. The scene then cuts to the festival where the Shlorpians get ready.
Shlorpian Frankie: I am so excited!
Shlorpian Louise: I know! This is our chance to finally it in!
Korvo watches from the distance and sighs
Korvo: Oh boy… this won’t end well…
We then cut to the festival
Shlorpian Cooke: Alright guys, just like we planned!
All: Right!
Then hilarity ensues. First, Shlorpian Ms. Perez tries to talk to the local while making a strange sci-fi cocktail. But then it starts spewing
Shlorpian Ms. Perez: Oh shit, sorry!
The glass exploded as it knocks towards a BBQ Grill that started a fire!
Shlorpian Ms. Perez: That's not good.
Then, the scene cuts to the music performance where Shlorpian Cooke interrupted the audience.
Shlorpian Cooke: Hey Earth-4! If you love this performance, check this out!
Shlorpian Cooke uses the crystal ray but then it a hits a giant wooden warrior that turns into a crystal and shatters into pieces. The audience’s flame torches go out upon this reaction and they all turn to Shlorpian Cooke, Shlorpian Trevor and Shlorpian Randall in fury.
Shlorpian Cooke: Uh...
Shlorpian Randall: *tries to cool things down* Hey! Let’s hear it for the song… “Closing Time”!
The audience starts yelling angrily. The audience then forms into a mob as they summon weapons and jeers at the three human men turn Shlorpians.
Shlorpian Trevor: Oh shit.
Shlorpian Randall: Fucking run?
Shlorpian Cooke: Oh hell yeah! Fucking run!
The scene then cuts to Shlorpian Frankie trying to fix a broken carousel.
Shlorpian Frankie: Alright… almost there… just have to get the screw loose and-
Suddenly, the screw comes out and it hits a fruit punch truck that explodes into the senior home.
Senior Home Staff Member: Alright seniors, *opens the window* Let’s open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes.
The fruit punch flood heads into the senior home as the seniors gets caught it in. The scene then cuts to a janitor who is mopping as the fruit flood spills out punch, but ignores it because he is listening to music. The scene then cuts an old man finishing a memoir in red ink.
Old Man Alien: Oh, it’s finally finished. A memoir of my life, written in red ink. *fruit punch flood comes in and covers up the memoir* Oh… barnacle chips.
Shlorpian Louise: *looks at the destruction of the flood* Uh… Frankie?
Shlorpian Frankie notices the destruction and gasps
Shlorpian Frankie: Oh…. Shit.
Old Woman Alien: Get them!
The senior aliens form a mob that attack the humans turned Shlorpians
Shlorpian Frankie: Fucking run guys!
The Shlorpians kept running as fast as they can as the mob kept throwing stuff at them.
Shlorpian Cooke: Aw man, is this how the Solars felt?!
Shlorpian Frankie: I think so.
Shlorpian Randall: Aw man, forget eating like a local! Forget partying like a local! We should’ve have listen to Korvo!
Shlorpian Louise sighs.
Shlorpian Louise: Yep. This our life now.
Suddenly... The Shlorpians see a ship crashing near their house and gasp.
Shlorpian Cooke: What the fuck? Is that a spaceship?!
Shlorpian Trevor: I think so. Let’s follow it and- *screams one of the mob throws a bottle at him but luckily he dodged it*
The Shlorpians arrive at the ship.
Human Korvo: *arriving with his family* What’s going on?!
Shlorpian Louise: We're being chased!
Shlorpian Randall: Today was horrible! We try to fit in better, but we fucked things up!
Human Terry: Don't worry. I got this.
Human Terry heads out and decided to deal with the mob.
Human Terry: SHUT IT!
The mob is silence. Human Terry breathes heavily.
Human Terry: What the fuck is wrong with you people?! I know these Shlorpians screw up but, they were just trying to fit in on this planet ever since they came here. Just like me and my family did? I know what they did was wrong but, they were just trying to make Earth-4 feel like home. You should all be ashamed of yourselves! So what are you gonna do about it?!
Mob Member: Well-
Suddenly, the door opens from the ship as it reveals a purple Shlorpian that surprisingly looks like Korvo. Human Korvo turns around and gasps.
Human Korvo: It-it can’t be… Janiz?
Human Yumyulack: Auntie Janiz?
Janiz: Korvo? Is that you? What happened to you?
Human Korvo burst into tears of joys and embrace his big sister while the Shlorpians grow surprised. Human Terry smiles.
Human Korvo: *sniffles* I-I thought I lost you forever…
Janiz: I'm so glad you're alive...
Shlorpian Louise: Wait. Korvo, you know this Shlorpian?
Human Korvo: Yeah, she's my sister.
The Shlorpians froze in shock and surprise
Shlorpians: YOUR WHAT?!
Then, a pink AI appears.
Pink AI: *sing-songy* Hello!
Human Korvo: *gasps* EVA?!
EVA: Korvo! You’re here and… *notices Korvo’s human form* wow. You look different since the last time I saw you.
Human Korvo: Thanks. I learnt to shapeshift when I was on Earth...
Human Jesse turns to face the mob with an angry expression
Human Jesse: ALL OF YOU! JUST GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
The mob leaves in fear as Human Terry puts a hand on Human Jesse's shoulder
Human Terry: Nice going honey.
Human Jesse smiles and turns back into her Shlorpian form
Jesse: Thanks daddy.
Jesse hugs Human Terry, who turns back into his Shlorpian form. Then, the scene cuts back to Janiz overjoyed to see her brother again while AISHA appears. The rest of the family turns into their Shlorpian forms.
AISHA: Hey dummies. What up and- *recognizes EVA and gasp* EVA?! You’re here?!
EVA: Hey, cous!
AISHA smiles in tears of joy and laughs as she embraces her cousin.
AISHA: Oh God, I missed you so much.
EVA: D'aw, I missed you too!
Then, Janiz notices Yumyulack.
Janiz: Yumyulack?! *squeals in joy* Oh my god! *hugs Yumyulack tightly but carefully* Look how big you grown! I haven’t seen you since you were a baby!
Yumyulack *laughs* Good to see you too!
Janiz then gasp in joy upon seeing Terry, Jesse and the Pupa.
Janiz: Oh my God. Is this your lifemate?
Terry blushes and smiles
Korvo: Terry is more than actually. He is also my husband.
Korvo shows his wedding ring
Janiz: *gasp in joy and hugs Terry* Then that makes you my handsome brother in law. Thank you for taking care of my little brother.
Terry: *laughs* Anytime.
Jesse: Yay! *hugs Janiz* I always wanted a aunt! Hi Auntie Janiz! I’m your niece!
Janiz laughs. Then, Janiz sees Replicant Sonya holding Pupa.
Janiz: Oh and who is this Replicant holding your Pupa?
Replicant Sonya: Oh, I'm not a replicant. I'm a human who turned into a replicant. I'm Sonya, by the way.
Janiz: Wait? What?!
Korvo: Oh don’t worry. That’s actually your human niece and our daughter, Sonya. We adopted her.
Janiz gasps.
Janiz: As in… I’m an aunt?! Again?! *hugs Replicant Sonya, who giggles* Oh my God! I can’t believe I got a brother-in-law, a niece, human niece and a baby nephew! *notices the other Shlorpians* Wait, who are these other Shlorpians?
Shlorpian Cooke: We were humans too. *laughs nervously*
Janiz: What?! You guys were once humans?! What happened?!
Shlorpian Cooke: Some crazy woman stole samples of your brother and your family’s blood DNA and created a powerful mist that turned us into Shlorpians!
Janiz gasps
Shlorpian Phoebe: Oh and hey. I’m your family’s nanny Phoebe. I was human once too.
Janiz: Oh no. I am so sorry.
Shlorpian Phoebe: It's okay.
Shlorpian Frankie: We don’t even know who that woman is but luckily Korvo is finding a way to turn us back, which is very hard because that woman took all of his testings. So we have to live here now until we can be humans again.
Shlorpian Randall: We can’t even go back to Earth. The rest of the humans hates us now.
Janiz sighs
Janiz: Well as long as I am here, mind if EVA and I live with you guys?
Korvo smiles tearfully and hugs Janiz
Korvo: *crying with happiness* Of course you can. Welcome home Janiz.
Janiz smiles
Janiz: Thank you lil bro…
Later, Korvo and Terry are in bed. Korvo is reading Vogue.
Korvo: Very interesting story.
Korvo suddenly goes into labor
Korvo: *breathing in and out* Whoa. I think my water just broke.
Terry: What?! Shit! JANIZ! KIDS! GET IN HERE! HURRY!
Janiz and the kids came in.
Janiz: Korvo! What’s wrong?!
Korvo: JANIZ! KIDS! THE BABY’S COMING!
Terry: Korvo's in labor!
Janiz and the kids gasp.
Janiz: Don’t worry little bro! I’m here!
Korvo starts crying out in pain
Korvo: *breathing in and out as he started pushing* Oh god! Oh god! *cries out in pain*
Jesse: Come on, Korvo! Push!
Korvo: *grunting as he keeps pushing*
Yumyulack: Do it! You got this!
Korvo snaps
Korvo: OH GOOOOOOOD! *almost there* FUUUCK! IT HURRRTTTSSS! AAAAAAAAH!
Janiz: I see the head!
Korvo: *about to finish pushing* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Suddenly, a baby crying is heard
Korvo: *gasp as tears fall form his eyes* Is that… our baby?
Janiz picks up the baby who is still crying
Janiz: Congratulations, it’s a beautiful girl!
Korvo laughs with tears in his eyes
Korvo: *reaching out for the baby* Oh, come to daddy!
Janiz hands the baby to Korvo
Korvo: Hey there sweetie…
The baby stops crying when she sees Korvo
Terry: Aw Korvy, she’s looking at you…
Korvo: She’s like a beautiful flowery sprouted with hope… I think we should name her Lili.
Terry: *sniffles* I love it.
Lili: *babbling as he touches Terry’s face*
Terry laughs
Terry: Welcome to the world Lili Solar-Opposites…
Korvo: *tears of joy* Oh Terry! I'm so happy!
Terry: *tears of joy* So am I.
The two alien husbands kiss while moaning
Yumyulack, Jesse, Pupa and Sonya: *falling in love with their new baby sister* Aaaw…
The next morning, Korvo and Terry are sleeping with Lili sleeping between them
Lili: *cooing while sleeping*
Terry wakes up and yawns. He looks at Korvo and Lili sleeping and smiles.
Terry: Good morning…
Korvo: Mmm… good morning darling.
Korvo kisses Terry on the cheek
Lili: *coos*
Terry: Hey, Lili. *kisses Lili on the forehead*
Lili: *giggling*
Korvo: Ready to start the day?
Terry: *picks up Lili* Hell yeah I am!
Korvo and Terry kiss on the lips and head out. Terry then hands Lili over to Korvo as he smiles while Korvo starts chatting with the kids. But then, an orange colored flashback vision appears with monster sounds.
Terry: *terrified by the vision* Wh-wha?!
The monster is then seen hanging while baby Jesse is seen crying.
Terry: *breathing in and out as he suddenly sees the Mundane*
Terry screams as the vision stops. Korvo gasps and runs to his husband's side.
Korvo: Terry? It’s okay! I’m here *calms down Terry with a hug as Terry smiles and calms down* You poor thing. You must be facing a termoil. It’s okay… I’m here…
Terry: You're warm.
Korvo: Of course I am. Don’t worry Terry, there’s nothing to be scared of. Whatever comes, we’ll get through it. Together.
Terry: Thanks Korvy…
The two alien husbands kiss. Then, Korvo heads to the kids, who are playing with Lili. Terry then starts to grow nervous.
Terry: *to himself* What's wrong with me?
THE END?