#human dogs

[evilhorse]

All of you human dogs, run!!

[airemagic]

so this rat is my dog, bonnie—alias include gremlin, goblin, demon, shithead, rat, and It.

here are a few strange things she has done:

she climbed a 4-ft chickenwire fence, walked across a ledge, and crawled through a hole in the fence just to get out of my backyard and come scratch at my front door

sits on my feet whenever i am standing anywhere for more than 3 minutes

sees me getting anything from the room where i keep her wet food and starts sprinting around the house and spinning

screams whenever i get home (imagine murdered human and thats just below the volume of her screaming)

shes a chihuahua, so she will shiver all the time then when she sees me looking at her, will shiver FASTER

she will run with her back left leg up in the air like its hurt just to get attention

generally—she makes incredibly strange human like sounds

eats cat food that is left out more often than she eats the dog food i give her

anytime she is with our other chihuahua, sammy, she will play with him and my dad and i call it chihuahua pro wrestling

literally just screams at anyone she sees in the house that isnt me, including my dad

she will lock eyes with me before she pees on the carpet in a show of dominance even though she weighs like 5 pounds

[hockeydogwoof]

Pups in neoprene, patent leather and PVC - Woof!

[hockeydogwoof]

Hawk as the shiny PVC football pup on all fours - *wags* and Woof!