Humans Guide 101 2
After you finished, you switched the screen to a human female body with the title, making a lot of the bots in question stop oggling at the screen
Y/n:*Looking at them with an 'innocent smile'* Okay, guys~It's time for my favorite time of this class...The Female Anatomy ~
Misfire*Giggling in his chair*Heheh~This is the best day of my life~
Half of the bots cheer while others gulp at their gutter like minds HOPE you would show videos or even show personal demonstration sparks "beating" faster...till you open your mouth-
Y/n: We are gonna talk about menstruation~
Bots:...Huh-What?
Pharma*Chuckles sitting next to Ambulon, in the corner of the class with the other medics*
Ratchet*Takes a sip of wine*Hahah~...The look on their stupid faces
Y/n*Preses the next button to show a visual of a VERY realistic animation of what goes* Once a month, an egg travels to the uterus, and if it's not fertilized ~
Megatron & Cyclonus: Oh, Primus...
Y/n: The uterus will all shed its lining~and is expelled as a bloody discharge!~
Bots*Screams in horror at the explanation as you proceed to show the slides with real pictures*AAAAAAAAAAH!?
Perceptor: OH MY PRIMUS!?
Rodimus: WHAT THE FRAG-
First Aid *Sees Fulcrum fainted, looks at his superiors*Fulcrum fainted, sir's
Ratchet*Waves him off*Leave them alone, these imbeciles have been through worse
Whirl*Confused and looks at the others*What is wrong with you all? It's not a big deal...Its biology
Y/n: ...Well, he is an unlikely ally
Y/n: Now periods can be excruciating, sometimes as painful as a heart attack
Tailgate*'Gasps in horror*You're serious?! Oh, my Allspark...I'm so sorry you human femmes have to go through that! I'M GONNA BRING CHOCOLATE TO WORK EVERY DAY! I heard it makes it better!
Grimlock*Nods, and grumbles knowingly*...I will also bring the brown sticky thing
Y/n*endeared by tailgate and grimlock's support* Aww~that's so sweet~
Sunstreaker*Curses under his breath," and gives an accusatory glare at his twin* Frag, they got affection points, why didn't you tell me about this chocolate thing!
Sideswipe*Elbows his twin just as angry*OH, NOW YOU WANT MY STUDIES ON HUMANS! DONT YOU DARE KINKSHAME ME AGAIN!
Red alert*Poking Fulcrum and other crewmates who fainted*Uh...these guys are still out, should we help?
The Medics continue to cackle at the misfortune of the crew
Part 1/Part 3
Wait till they find out that what helps with cramps is coitus-