We are The Dark Reunion Inc, a company here to bring humanity to its true purpose. As higher beings, we know what is best for your planet. Unfortunately, you guys seem to resist, for you lower life forms cannot comprehend our intent. Much like Roko's Basilisk, now that you know of us, you can either become our slave, and work to help us rule over humanity, or chose not to help, and be subjugated to our torture for the rest of eternity.
Our 5 board members (the highest of our company) are in charge of this blog, and will be responding to you all. (Although sometimes a lackey will respond when we are too busy with our important work)
We hope to speak to you all again soon, as your new leaders.
(PS. If you know where the Black Beat is, please notify us immediately)
OOC: Hi! I saw everyone making Saiki K rp blogs and it looked fun so I decided to join in. She/They pronouns, uhm, that's all I really gotta say.
Most of my posts will be my interpretation of what The Dark Reunion would be if it were real in saiki k so sorry if it isn't what you think ^_^
I didn't know I should've put the tags n stuff here or at the top
#board member 1, #board member 2, #board member 3, #board member 4, and #board member 5- pretty self explanatory, I'll put one to show which board member is talking.
#lackey- when a lackey is talking
#human inquiries- Answering asks
#shadow discussions- when I reblog and talk to the op OR when I'm just yapping
#observations- just rebloging
#the dark reunion- pretty self explanatory, will be left on all posts
Hopefully this isn't too cringe this was fun making.
(Hopefully there isn't a dark reunion rp blog yet)
OH MY SAWAKITA SHOW US YOUR HUMAN FORM I BEG OF YOU I NEED TO KNOS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
Thank you (^_^) !
It was hard to use human cameras but it worked well!
I'm kind of sad because my old skin was green but 3 told me humans don't have colorful skin, you can still see some of the unnatural undertones. I can show you my green skin form if you want? I'm not sure if you guys would but.
uhh also, who's Swakita? Is that someone I should befriend down here?
(Thank you 2 for translating this for me!) (you're welcome)
That girl is different, look at her, look at the things she posts. The cult leader is not scary to us at all. That psychic guy isn’t scary either, and neither is that blue haired boy. But that girl? She’s scary, something about her is not okay.