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Hello Humanity

We are The Dark Reunion Inc, a company here to bring humanity to its true purpose. As higher beings, we know what is best for your planet. Unfortunately, you guys seem to resist, for you lower life forms cannot comprehend our intent. Much like Roko's Basilisk, now that you know of us, you can either become our slave, and work to help us rule over humanity, or chose not to help, and be subjugated to our torture for the rest of eternity.

Our 5 board members (the highest of our company) are in charge of this blog, and will be responding to you all. (Although sometimes a lackey will respond when we are too busy with our important work)

We hope to speak to you all again soon, as your new leaders.

(PS. If you know where the Black Beat is, please notify us immediately)

#saiki k #saiki rp blog #board member 1 #board member 2 #board member 3 #board member 4 #board member 5 #human inquiries #shadow discussions #observations #lackey #the dark reunion

BRO NUMBER ONE… WE’RE LITERALLY BEST BUDDIES DAWG

You must be mistaken, I rarely make friends, and I would never befriend a lower life form.

#saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #human inquiries #the dark reunion #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #board member 1 #saiki

hi guys moderator here gulppppppp uh I'm back but no guarantees I'll stay I left for a while simply because my other hyperfixation came back uh but my interest in saiki is coming back so yay!

My time away made me kinda forget all of the Board members and Lacky's personalities so uh sorry if anything is wrong.. also I totally was under the impression that it was 5 that was the goofy silly one but no it's three.. forgibe me for that

#ooc post #saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #the dark reunion #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki

should we give you the River bros divorce lore

We don't care to know. Maybe 5 will, but it is quite trivial for us. Human emotion doesn't concern us.

#saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #human inquiries #the dark reunion #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki #board member 2

how does one join the dark reunion

Well, we are glad to see people so eager. If you are our kind just enter a building on your astral plane with the name "Initiative" there you will go through a series of deeply uncomfortable questions and brutal tests.

If you are a lowly human, find our human proxy of whom I forget the name, and tell them you want to join. You will be taken somewhere, don't concern yourself with where, and you will be (for lack of a better term) brainwashed almost.. it's quite painless and you should feel normal and yourself afterwards, just with an undying loyalty to our cause.

#saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #human inquiries #the dark reunion #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #board member 1 #saiki #ooc: I actually did forget the human proxy's name oops

Opinion on the river bro divorce

the what?

#saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #human inquiries #the dark reunion #saiki #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #board member 5 #ooc: I genuinely have no clue what this ask is asking

HI NUMBER ONE WSGOOOOOODD

I don't understand you humans, do not speak to me like an equal, I am above your kind.

#saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #human inquiries #the dark reunion #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki #board member 1 #ooc: i forgot how bm1 acts so uh sorry if this is wrong

where do you tend to source your human emotion? how do you store it?

We get it from strong human emotions. Any emotion works, but negative ones do taste better. We store it in our beings.

#saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #human inquiries #the dark reunion #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki #board member 4

What's the Black Beat?

An artifact that used to belong to us until a defective member stole it and used it to fight against us. It was originally a key part in taking over earth. We need it back for that reason.

#saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #human inquiries #the dark reunion #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki #board member 2 #ooc: I forgot ALLL about my original dark reunion lore so sorry if this clashes with things I've said in the past

are you capable of feeling pain?

not in the way humans do.

-board member 4

#saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #human inquiries #the dark reunion #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki #board member 4 #ooc: guys I kinda forgot all of the personalities of the board members whoops!

YOUR THAT ONE ORGANISATION THAT KAIDOU KEEPS TALKING ABOUT

These guys don't feel human, I really hope kaisos isnt actually involved with them

@not-an-angel-that-keeps-dying

Is the blue haired boy talking about us to others?.. Hm.. seems we need to do something about this.

-board member 1

#saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #human inquiries #the dark reunion #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #board member 1 #op: uhh so uhh sorry again not into saiki anymore.. but still wanna answer these asks

why on Sawakita’s soul. What did he do

He knows what he did.

#saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #the dark reunion #saiki #human inquiries #board member 1 #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #kouki sawakita

On Sawakitas soul I’m gonna start being active on this blog.

#ooc post #saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #OOC: hi.. summer I know I said I’d update but then I had a really bad mental breakdown and now school is fucking me in the ass #i’ll try to be more active #🥺🥺#saiki #the dark reunion

why do you want to sort humanity or whatever?

We have answered this question before, sorry if it is not to your liking. We will try to answer with a better response in the future, but for now, this is the answer you’re getting.

#saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #human inquiries #the dark reunion #board member 1 #answered asks #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki k oc #saiki no psi nan #saiki

so sorry for the lack of posts, school just ended so expect a lot more activity! (ooc)

#quickly #Everyone!#send me your asks!#saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #human inquiries #the dark reunion #shadow discussions #saiki #saiki k oc #saiki kusuo no psi nan #saiki no psi nan #ooc post #ooc

My life job relies on you !

Hi humans, it's the earth lackey again! I need your help.

The truth is, I came on earth to document all potentials for the Jet Black Wings. And if I don't deliver well on my mission, the board members might kill me fire me! If you guys could give me possible leads, I could live keep my job!

Thank you in advance for your kind help!

(Thank you two for translating this!) (some unfortunate mistranslations have occurred, fixed by 2)

-Earth Lackey

#saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #the dark reunion #shadow discussions #lackey #earth lacky #saiki #saiki k oc #saiki no psi nan #saiki kusuo no ψ nan

OH MY SAWAKITA SHOW US YOUR HUMAN FORM I BEG OF YOU I NEED TO KNOS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.

Thank you (^_^) !

It was hard to use human cameras but it worked well!

I'm kind of sad because my old skin was green but 3 told me humans don't have colorful skin, you can still see some of the unnatural undertones. I can show you my green skin form if you want? I'm not sure if you guys would but.

uhh also, who's Swakita? Is that someone I should befriend down here?

(Thank you 2 for translating this for me!) (you're welcome)

-Earth Lackey

#saiki k #saiki rp blog #saiki k rp #tdlosk rp #human inquiries #the dark reunion #earth lacky #lackey #art #digital art #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki #saiki k oc #saiki no psi nan

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