We are The Dark Reunion Inc, a company here to bring humanity to its true purpose. As higher beings, we know what is best for your planet. Unfortunately, you guys seem to resist, for you lower life forms cannot comprehend our intent. Much like Roko's Basilisk, now that you know of us, you can either become our slave, and work to help us rule over humanity, or chose not to help, and be subjugated to our torture for the rest of eternity.
Our 5 board members (the highest of our company) are in charge of this blog, and will be responding to you all. (Although sometimes a lackey will respond when we are too busy with our important work)
We hope to speak to you all again soon, as your new leaders.
(PS. If you know where the Black Beat is, please notify us immediately)
OOC: Hi! I saw everyone making Saiki K rp blogs and it looked fun so I decided to join in. She/They pronouns, uhm, that's all I really gotta say.
Most of my posts will be my interpretation of what The Dark Reunion would be if it were real in saiki k so sorry if it isn't what you think ^_^
I didn't know I should've put the tags n stuff here or at the top
#board member 1, #board member 2, #board member 3, #board member 4, and #board member 5- pretty self explanatory, I'll put one to show which board member is talking.
#lackey- when a lackey is talking
#human inquiries- Answering asks
#shadow discussions- when I reblog and talk to the op OR when I'm just yapping
#observations- just rebloging
#the dark reunion- pretty self explanatory, will be left on all posts
Hopefully this isn't too cringe this was fun making.
(Hopefully there isn't a dark reunion rp blog yet)
Hi humans, it's the earth lackey again! I need your help.
The truth is, I came on earth to document all potentials for the Jet Black Wings. And if I don't deliver well on my mission, the board members might kill me fire me! If you guys could give me possible leads, I could live keep my job!
Thank you in advance for your kind help!
(Thank you two for translating this!) (some unfortunate mistranslations have occurred, fixed by 2)
