#human-lover

[human-lover]

Robots and Knives

@thekillerbishibot

“Hm..?”

What was this that had just swayed into his office? It almost looked like a flamboyant character from one of Erica’s constant growing list of animes and mangas. The informant was so close to being at a loss, but.. You know, business is business and he had to be polite to some extent to new clients.

A smile curved upon his lips as his posture now straightened within the leather swivel chair. His leg going across the other as he leaned back only a little into said chair as crimson hues locked onto this.. Robot? 

He.. Wasn’t even sure himself..

“Welcome. How can I be of service tonight?”

[badtimereset]

4th Walls and Puns

xynnic:

The weapon grinned a bit as she tried not to laugh at the poor skeleton. Really, the skeleton seemed not to know her friend the informant. But that was not an issue. The weapon waved a finger as she snickered at him. “It’s okay. I didn’t think you would.” She grinned a bit and then glanced at the mun and nodded. “But the asshole informant looks just like that~!”

The weapon planted her hands on her hips with a smug grin. “So, really. Are you actually dead?” She wondered and tilted her head at Sans, curiously. Being immortal herself, she had no clue what it was like to be dead…Or anything of the sort.

“Sex-bot. I’m not an asshole.” The raven had been casually pushed out to this.. Horrific turn of events by the mun. A low sigh escaped from the informant’s lips as he was met with Xynnic, an old friend, and.. A talking skeleton. Great. As if his return ‘home’ couldn’t get any better.

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*I-...

Sans wasn’t sure how to feel about this anymore. There was so many things wrong with what was happening that he was sure that his world would collapse from it. Well.. In some sense, he actually hoped it did. That way he wouldn’t have to deal with this.

And then, she hit the right nerve. Or the wrong one, whichever way you wish to see it.

“Are you dead?”

Sans stopped dead in his tracks and just remained silent as he tried to make sense of this question while also trying to make sense of why this.. Informant was laughing. He just sighed at it all.

[thepsychoticjamlover]

+1

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                 " Well, well..."

    Beyond smirked.

                           "Looks like the roles have reversed... Now you're the one following me."

    Of course, Izaya hadn't known Beyond followed him before - or at least, he hadn't made it known that he was aware - but still.

                      " -- Can I help you with something?"

[fading-healer]

┣▇ Full of contradictions ▇═─

She had things to pick up... typical, there was never enough herbs to gather and the healer had to stoop to buying what she needed. The blonde preferred a low-profile... So she avoided people and main streets for the back paths in the city. Less hassle. But even as she rounded the corner at a brisk pace, she found herself bumping into a taller figure.

Clearly it was her fault, and yet after a few steps back and rubbing her head of the minor irritation she spoke harshly; "Watch it."

[suppressthebeast]

{{outofmilk}}: human-lover, Why tag me. Why do it man. I don't want people hearing my horrible voice. What did I do to deserve this? 

[human-lover]

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[suppressthebeast]

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⊘ — "I'm startin' to think you might just be stupid, not understanding the meanin' of STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CITY." Here we go, shouting already. Today seems to be off to a great start.