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* guess i’ll be doin’ those later after a quick nap.

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L o a d i n g . . .
* so i come back on here.. aaaaan’ i have a load of asks t’ reply t’.
* guess i’ll be doin’ those later after a quick nap.
OOC Post - Need of Assistance
I know it is unusual for me to post anything OOC here on this blog, but I am in a somewhat desperate situation and unsure what else to do. If you guys can please give this a read and reblog I would greatly, greatly appreciate it.
I’ve found myself in a long standing situation with two abusive roommates that I I have been stuck underneath for a long time now (tumblr users @bitsys-webb and @luckydejected can both vouch for and verify this from direct personal RL experiences). Essentially, I am living stuck and dependent on two abusive roommates who routinely cause fights and screaming matches, steal money meant for bills or refuse to help pay bills on time (the amount of times my electric and water have been shut off is embarrassing to admit to), steal food specifically for me and my medical conditions, refuse to purchase groceries for the house, constantly berate me for not being able to hold down a physical job despite being well aware I am disabled and almost constantly stuck in the house over my medical conditions. I can’t simply kick them out because I can’t pay for their part of the rent on this trailer, and will literally end up homeless without their assistance. I can’t afford to move for I do have 4 animals, two who are comfort animals for my PTSD related episodes, and most apartments here do not allow for more than one animals if even that despite paperwork. More details have been discussed about that on the YouCaring page I set up (linked below).
I am only in need of $2,980 by August 20th, 2017 to make this possible!
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// OKAY. Asher here! I know I haven’t been on here much and it’s odd for me to come back out of the freaking blue, but this is a serious matter. This is a dear friend to me and they are in a freaking pinch right now. I’m reblogging this from my other rp account to make it easier for myself, but all the information is there!
If anyone, ANYONE could help, that would be much appreciated! Any little amount helps and honestly it would be amazing if everyone could pitch in. I don’t tend to do these, but goodness, this person is just too sweet and the greatest and could do with this help A LOT. Even if you don’t give any money, please do reblog because that would be enough help also to get it along and seen!
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A guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke." and the guy replies, "Okay, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says 'I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke', and the guy replies, 'Okay, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says, 'Here you go.' so he gives the guy a drink.' so he gives the guy a drink." so he gives the guy a drink.
* That’s pretty.... Meta of you.* Eeyyy.
Nightmares, Closed RP
the-lost-demon-child:
Chara didn’t need this. They shoved their phone back in their pocket, and wiped the tears from their eyes, glad that the darkness of the room covered up their face, which was tear stained. They thought for a second, trying to decide how to respond. Could they trust their voice to sound normal? If not, it was best to just ignore Sans and go to their room.
But…ignoring Sans was usually a bad idea. Maybe they could talk their way out of this.
“I was walking.” They began, mentally scolding themself for choosing to speak. Their voice was horse and congested from crying. “I do that. What with having legs and all.” They tried for a laugh, but it was halfhearted. “What, I didn’t scare you, did I?” They teased, involuntarily sniffling. “Pft, I’m fine.” They lied, “I know my way around the streets, and, heh, you know I can fend off any attackers.” They gave Sans a cocky grin that didn’t match their forlorn, exhausted voice. Even in the darkness, their eyes glinted red, like flickering embers. A reminder that Chara could be dangerous if they wanted to.
Chara noticed they were shaking, maybe from the cold, maybe from not having a good nights sleep in over a week. They played it down, leaning against the wall to steady themself and taking out their tangled earbuds. They began untangling them. “So what about you Sansy? Why are you up this late?”
Walking? Oh, they were good at lying. Far TOO good, in fact. However, not that well enough for Sans to not notice. Honestly, could they not just tell him where they had been? Was that too hard for their poor little selves?
Pathetic.
Regardless, he wasn’t going to push it too much. Why bother? That would just bring him trouble in the end that he’d much prefer to avoid. Wouldn’t want to put his lazy bones in such a critical state now, would he?
* you’re fine, huh?
True, they could fend off anyone, Sans knew that all too well, but if they came back one day with even a scratch one them, then it wouldn’t be Chara that would get the bulk of the shouting, no, it would be Sans himself from Toriel. He had so much that he had to take care of, and this brat was one of them. Unwillingly, of course. If it were up to him, they’d be dead where they stood, but, hey, he DID make a promise, now, didn’t he?
Shame, really. Tori really could be so naive sometimes.
* me? Heh.. * just bein’ an insomnia filled lazy bones, kid. * ya know, th’ usual.
He wasn’t lying, either. He honestly couldn’t sleep that night. Maybe it was all the naps that he had taken throughout the day, maybe it was the usual nightmares that had grown in intensity. Well, what ever it was, he wasn’t sure, nor did he really care by this point. It was such a usual, daily thing that he had grown to just accept that sleep was not something that he could enjoy like most humans and monsters could.
The Fused (Closed Starter With Gsxns)
The skeleton looked the excitement of the other skeleton. Apparently, Sans was glad to see that the house had not changed at all. He felt at home, perhaps? Well, better, that made the tall skeleton smile. The more comfort there, the better they’ll talk.
G left the bag he had in his right hand on the table. Inside the bag there was bread, sausages and condiments were to make hot dogs, clearly. It was like a custom, because of Sans half, G got into the habit of making them, and even sell them occasionally.
Although he was now getting money otherwise, and it was selling inventions. He also received requests from the Castle but… He wouldn’t talk about that topic for now.
Again, he looked at the short skeleton with a smile.
❝ Wow, you seem very happy, aren’t ya? It’s like your home, right? Make yourself at home, buddy. If you’re hungry we can prepare those sausages to make hotdogs, but that’s your decision. ❞
Then, he stretched for a moment and from his pocket pulled out a pack of cigarettes. He realized that the other was watching at him and blinked.
❝ Oh, do you want one too? Or you don’t smoke? ❞
Sans suddenly stood straight as he realised that the other was watching him in his excited state. A bead of sweat rolled down the side of his cranium as he froze in place for a moment, only starting to walk into the house properly as soon as G had his back to him.
A low sigh of relief escaped him as he put a hand to his chest. He really needed to relax and not show too many emotions just yet, but.. He just couldn’t help it.
‘You seem very happy. It’s like your home, right?’
* h-heh. yeah, buddy. * it’s very h o m e y .
Wow, even his puns were suddenly lacking. He really wasn’t good at getting caught off guard at all, but his attention was suddenly caught again as the mention of a cigarette was offered to him.
He went silent for a bit as he thought about this. Sure, he smoked, that much was true, but he tended to hide that fact since he was sure that Papyrus would always yell at him if he ever caught Sans smoking. A dry swallow and a small stare at the pack..
It had been a while.
A quiet huff later and he gave a nod to the question. What harm could it do to have one now after so long?
* sure, pal. * i’ll have one.
The Fused (Closed Starter With Gsxns)
G asked to himself if Sans had realized what he was. A fusion between him and other monster. There were others Sanses who did not know who was Gaster, but there were others hid their knowledge about him. Gaster was always a strange man, wasn’t it?
Every timeline was different and interesting.
When he heard what the other said at first showed an amused smile. The truth, biting was not his strong point. He much preferred to do other things.
❝ Bite?I prefer to lick, taste things I guess~ Hah!Welp, let’s go. ❞
He was direct, had nothing to hide.
After that, G nodded and started walking, going to his house. The way was short because they were in the center of the town. At the moment they arrived, he sought the keys in his pocket and when he pulled out, opening the door.
❝ You first, pal. ❞
The tall skeleton said while he moved a bit away from the door. G thought maybe Sans knew how was that house. To be honest, he didn’t changed the decoration. The only thing that had changed was the hidden LAB which was now much bigger.
Sans paused at the small comment as his head then tilted to the side.
Licking?
Why would he want to lick things?
He then thought about it a little more, a little.. Too much, before he understood what G was on about. Sockets widened a little for a very split second before he cleared his throat quietly to himself as he tried to recompose. All he could do right now was give a nod to the ‘Let’s go’ as he silently followed behind the taller skeleton monster.
it was not long that they arrived at their destination, however, as Sans felt a spread of nostalgia start to flow over him.
It was his home.
Well.. No. That was a lie. This was not his home. This wasn’t even his timeline, but it was exactly the same, just as it was in any other timeline. At least this was still something that he could feel comfort from. He just hoped that the inside was the same as his; He could hope, right?
Waiting, he watched as G proceeded the door opening ceremony of grabbing keys, unlocking the door and then opening it as he allowed Sans to go in first. He found that pretty nice of him, to be honest, as he showed this with a more genuine grin followed by a content nod.
As the door opened and Sans took his first step inside his overwhelming inner excitement and release of tension was clear upon his face. He even had to hold back a gasp as he took in the sights.
It w a s his home. It was the same. Exactly the same.
Finally, something that he could familiarize with. Something that he could easily feel safe and comfortable in within this odd timeline that he had happened to end up in.
It seemed like things were starting to perk up. Even if only a little, but it was enough for him. Heck, he was even a little speechless.
The Fused (Closed Starter With Gsxns)
He already knew, knew that he was Sans.
It was always a pleasure to see one of them. Shorties and lazy skels, they seemed cute. He always had the need to pick them up and take them away, but this time was going to keep the margin, he didn’t want the other to feel uncomfortable.
The skeleton assumed that the other wanted to understand what had happened in that place, but perhaps it was better to first invite him at home, no? He didn’t want to seem rude at first. In addition, he was pretty lonely there.
❝ Sans huh? What a coincidence, one of my halves is called Sans, too. You can call me G, nice to meetcha’, pal. ❞
Wait, it was a good idea to tell about his halves? Although, well, if he want to know the story before he had to know who he was. He would be like… ‘the Sans’ of this timeline. Something like that. But not being him exactly.
❝ So, if you’re lost and you’re still curious about this place, maybe you would like to accompany me at home, whaddaya think? And don’t worry, I won’t bite ya or do weird shit. Too lazy to do things like that. ❞
Ah.. So his gut feeling was correct after all. There WAS something wrong with this monster. Something horrifically wrong.
A fusion.
And one part was a Sans while the other.. Well.. He knew who the other was. He could never mistake those C r a c k s .
* G.. a’ight. i got’cha.
Might as well make small talk for the time being, anyhow. Sans was sure that he would find out more in due time about this interesting piece of information, but for now, he needed to keep that mask up. So, giving a nod he took in the name and kept it within his mind; He’d need to remember it.
* bite or do weird shit, huh?
If truth be told, that did perk his interest a little. Especially since that would be the last thing that Sans would even think about anyone ever doing. Although.. Thinking about the offer.. Maybe it would be nice to have somewhere cozy to sit in and talk about things. Especially since Sans sure as hell didn’t want to stay out in the empty open anyway.
It’s not like he had anything else to do right now.
* sure, buddy. * i am gettin’ a little Chilled To The Bone out here. so, that’ll be nice.
Frisk grinned, hands on their cheeks, watching Sans pin it up. Toriel liked to pin up their art, but that was expected because she was a “Mom”, Moms did that. Sans just liked it!
(💓) - “An art attack, huh? What should I draw NEXT?”
* hm..
He thought for a moment on their question. What could they draw next? He then perked up in a dramatic manner as he raised a finger into the air. With just as much excitement as the child had, he then came up with an idea.
* how’s about we draw somethin’ together? * we can draw Paps and Tori and Undyne. Heck, we can draw all the monster community. * or..
He then paused as his grin grew wider at this next idea.
* we could create a whole new world right on paper.
The Fused (Closed Starter With Gsxns)
Another day of calm and, as always, the other monsters did not notice about anything. Everyone who was born on that timeline was not aware of the errors and glitches of the place. That world was somewhat destroyed, but they still could live peacefully.
Usually, Snowdin was a cozy place, where there were people out, having fun in the snow. But unfortunately, in that timeline they tended to be locked up, and that was because nobody knew who was the king, the boss. Everyone was afraid of what could happen. Less than a monster. There was only a skeleton able to walk without fear.
That skeleton was always going to the store to buy food and then return home. Going home, he could see his great laboratory, where was just behind his house. That house was clearly from Sans and Papyrus— well, a bit changed. A pity they were not going to use it more.
Then, he stopped walking. Apparently his routine broke when he found another skeleton. That one was a short skeleton… Sans? But he was not the Sans he knew … Maybe he was lost.
❝ Good question huh. They’re afraid, tibia honest. Here no one is doing anything. A lot of monsters disappeared because of a child and— Who knows, glitches? But they don’t know that. I’m sure you saw some. Do not approach at ‘em, alright? Anyway, are ya lost buddy? I can know you’re not from here.❞
Ah, he spoke.
Truth be told, it actually caught the comic off guard a little once he finally heard this stranger’s voice, and for a split second, his bone brows furrowed.
That voice.. There was something.. Wrong with it. Something.. Unnerving.
As soon as these thoughts popped into his mind, he quickly shook them away. No, this wasn’t his timeline, this wasn’t his home, anything could happen here. He needed to be careful and right now?
He needed this monster.
* yeah, i saw them. * i.. think? maybe.
Although, his voice then stopped abruptly.
Did they just use the word D i s a p p e a r e d and C h i l d in the same sentence?
He quivered a little, his breath hitched. No.. Here too? Were they still around? Even in a different timeline he couldn’t escape the damn D e m o n that plagued him. He then produced a rough, but quiet, swallow as he immediately pushed the thought away; He didn’t need someone new knowing about his timelines. He then shook his head at himself before giving a nod towards the other’s question. What harm could it do to let them know?
* yer right, buddy. * quite the keen E y e ya got there to notice. * the name’s C o m i c Sans. * but just Sans is alright.
The Fused (Closed Starter With Gsxns)
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* where.. am i?
Sans looked around himself as he took in the strangely familiar sights around him as he wondered this. Although they had a nostalgic feel to them, there was this odd looming that they had something hidden away, something dangerous.
Something not his.
Had he messed up with the code jump? Was his timeline glitching again? He hoped not.
As he kept wondering this he started to walk forward. Where was he? It looked like.. Snowdin? Yeah, Snowdin. That’s where he had managed to end up, although.. It seemed a little more bare than usual.
* h-huh.. where did everyone go?..
A sense of dread started to befall him as he idly questioned this towards himself. While he kept walking, his hands started to lightly tremble within his pockets as he started to think of possibility after possibility. He couldn’t have messed up, could he? Was it because of-- No, couldn’t be. There was sure to be SOMEONE around, right?
Just as he thought about this possibility his head suddenly perked up as he saw a figure not even a few feet away from him. They had a strangely familiar face, while also looking like no one he had ever met all at the same time, but then.. He pondered upon something else.. Had they always been there? Maybe.. He was most likely just too distracted in the moment to have clearly noticed them; That had to be it. Right.. He couldn’t hesitate now that he had found another monster. He had to find out what was going on. So, after releasing a hand from within one of his pockets, he then raised it into the air as he gave a lazy wave towards this new being.
* hey, buddy. * i don’t suppose you know where everyone is, huh? * i’m feelin’ a little b o n e l y here with all this quiet.
A soft chuckle was sure to follow at his own joke, but now, he had to wait for a response. Which was usually the had part.
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He lands with a heavy thump in ice cold snow. A groan passes his teeth but he doesn’t bother getting up. Teleporting here, especially on such low health, took all of his strength and he could hardly bring himself to move. He didn’t even know where he was, all he knows was he had to get out. Get out or die. He couldn’t take that place anymore.
“Nngh..”
Red’s head was spinning, barely able to focus. Maybe if he just…closed his eyes for a little while. Catch a nap, just for a moment. Then he’d force himself up and figure out just where the hell he was…
At least, that was the plan, until the crunching of snow under feet sounded. God, what now??
“Go ‘way…” He grunts weakly, hardly able to add any venom to his words in his state. “Jus’ lemme rest…”
Well, now this was odd. Just where had this guy fallen from, Sans wondered as he looked down at what seemed to be a red version of.. Himself. Had he met someone like this before or was this the first time? Surely, he’d remember a edgy, red variation of his own being. That wouldn’t be something that he would forget now, was it?
Blinking his sockets closed a couple times he kept his gaze upon the other that was now laying in the snow as the red dared to seep right off of him and into the pure white snow if it could as the contrasting colours tried to fight for a space.
* you, uh.. alright there, buddy?
Sans questioned as he tilted his head a little to the side. A hand coming up to carefully scratch his own cranium as he tried to make heads or tails of this situation. Just the small grunts and the oddly hostile nature of the other monster was enough indication that, yeah, he wasn’t alright, but surely he couldn’t be that bad off, right?
* you don’t look so hot, buddy. * i mean, ya lookin’ a little flushed there.
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(💓) - “Sans, Sans!” They run up to the skeleton, proudly holding up a piece of paper. “I drew you.”
It’s a crude drawing of Sans sleeping. He looks like a potato.
What was this? The kid had something to show him? Sans was now infinitely curious as to what this interesting thing could be as he saw the excitement glistening from the child. Just what could be so amazing that they would need to show it to him?
Blinking, he looked at the sheet of paper as his head cocked to the side a little before his sockets widened to the fantastic little gift that the child had made for him.
* woah! * you drew this, kiddo?
Sans quickly took the drawing out from the child’s hands as he took a closer look at it. To some, it might look like a badly drawn potato with a weird smile and some Z’s next to it, but to him? This was art. This was a
M a s t e r p i e c e
He didn’t even hesitate as he quickly stuck it upon the wall just by the front door. He wanted everyone to see this every time they walked into his home. He wanted them to know that he had a real little Picasso right under his very roof. He was just so.. Ecstatic about the whole thing.
* yer a real little artist. * if ya keep this up, you’re gonna give me a real art attack one day with how cool this this.
I Should Be In Jail
Rules: Mark the ones your muse(s) have done. Use your result as your post title. Please, repost and don’t reblog!
Tagged by: @the-lost-demon-child
Tagging : @peaceey @scarlcteye @saturdaymorningsans
Chosen: Sans
[x] smoked [x] consumed alcohol [x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex [x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex [x] kissed someone of the same sex [x] had sex [x] had someone in your room other than family [x] watched porn [x] bought porn [x] tried drugs
TOTAL: 10
[ ] taken painkillers [ ] taken someone else’s prescription medicine [x] lied to your parents [x] lied to a friend [x] snuck out of the house [x] done something illegal [x] felt hurt [x] hurt someone [x] wished someone to die [x] seen someone die
TOTAL: 18
[x] missed curfew [x] stayed out all night [x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself [ ] been to a therapist [ ] received a ticket [ ] been to rehab [ ] dyed your hair [x] been in an accident [x] been to a club [x] been to a bar
TOTAL: 24
[x] been to a wild party [ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade [x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night [ ] had a spring break in Florida [ ] sniffed anything [ ] wore black nail polish [x] wore arm bands [x] wore t-shirts with band names [x] listened to rap
TOTAL: 29
[ ] dressed gothic [x] dressed girly [x] dressed punk [x] dressed grunge [x] stole something [x] been too drunk to remember anything [x] blacked out [x] fainted [x] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL: 37
[x] had a crush on a friend [ ] been to a concert [x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped [x] been called a slut [x] called someone a slut. [ ] installed speakers in a car [x] broken a mirror [x] showered at someone of the opposites sex’s house [x] brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush
TOTAL: 44
[x] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper? [x] seen an R-rated movie [x] cruised the mall [ ] skipped school [ ] had surgery [x] had an injury [ ] gone to court [x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping [x] caught something on fire. [x] lied about your age
TOTAL: 51
[x] owned/rented an apartment/house [ ] broke the law in the police’s presence [ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF [ ] got in trouble with the police [x] talked to a stranger [x] hugged a stranger [x] kissed a stranger [x] rode in the car with a stranger [x] been harassed [x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL: 58
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online [x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight [x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight [x] watched TV for 5 hours straight [ ] been to a fair [x] been called a bad influence [x] drank and drove [x] prank-called someone [x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex [ ] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 66
GRAND TOTAL: 66
If you have 00-10 … write [I’m a goody-goody] If you have 11-20 … write [I’m still a goody-goody] If you have 21-30 … write [I’m average] If you have 31-40 … write [I’m a bad kid] If you have 41-50 … write [I’m a very bad influence] If you have 51-60 … write [I’m a horrible person] If you have 61-70 … write [I should be in jail] If you have 71-80 … write [I should be dead] If you have 81-90 … write [I got a ticket to Hell]
* well...
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//Ohh seems like a rad person *w*
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//Who ever sent this? Seriously? This made my day. I am so not worthy of this.
23. This was Chara's 23rd consecutive battle with Sans. They stepped into the golden hall, knife in hand, and a crazed smile on their face. This was their mission now. This was their life. Sans stood between them, and power. Sans stood between them, and the destruction of the wretched, cruel world. Sans stood between them and LV. They would destroy him, and die trying, until they won.
How many times was this now? Sans couldn’t tell. He had lost track of the number at twelve by this point; Refusing to count any further.
Honestly, though.It didn’t matter any way.
*you’re pretty determined, huh?
If truth be told, he was pretty used to this fight. This constant mess. This eternal loop that he would always have to face. How many Charas had he ended? How many Charas had ended him? The waiting slice was already starting to ache as it faded in and out from atop his rib cage. He was even half tempted to put his hand upon his very chest, just to sooth his soul, but no. That would only give them enough time to attack.
Every second was precious.
*A l l o w M e T o F i x T h a t T h o u g h.
He wasn’t going to wait. This had gone on for far too long already and he was growing tired. They would come back, of course they would, but it would give him the precious time that he needed to come up with another plan, another ending, another loop.
A sinister smile curved across his skeletal features as grit teeth showed a murderous smile. Sure, he was probably stooping to the demon’s level, but in his mind, in his shattering, breaking, messed-up mind, he felt like this was what was necessary. He was the last one, the wall impeding them from progressing, and he needed to keep them away at all costs.
They were going to be judge just as he has been.
No hesitation, no mercy, no regrets as a hand raised out from within the azure pocket of the coat that he wore to death. Lifting into the air, followed by a quick click of his skeletal fingers, bones started to slowly shift into the room around them. He was ready, he was stubborn, he was the pure form of determination just as Chara was, but for him..
It was for his friends.His family.The Underground.Everyone.
They needed to D i s a p p e a r .
Gets sandy, been awhile, hmm?
*Yeah, pal.*Been far too long.
* Rei waves sheepishly. She seems happy of his return, though slightly timid.
Sans smiles at the small human as he gives her a excited wave in return.
*Hey, kiddo!