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[kristenforpresident]

oh hey guys, i changed my url. it's me humpinghobos

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[kristenforpresident]

idk what i'm doing awake at 11:46 pm so i decided to post chapter 3 of my fic. read and review? thanks x

[tales-of-twilight]

Come Back Cafe by Kassiah

While being interviewed by a kid for the school paper, Edward looks back on his past, reminiscing about the girl that got away. What would happen if she ever walked back into his life?

oneshot

length: 3k+ words

rating: M

pov: First Person EPOV

Edward Cullen owns a cafe, but it's not just any cafe. His place holds so much history, so many reminders of the past. If only Edward could bring back what he lost, and maybe, just maybe, he could - with the help of his cafe and a teenage boy he seems to have a strange connection with.

(WARNING: not a happy story -fic author)

It's a sappy story, and even though anyone could see it coming once you're reading this one, it still packs a punch. I like the genuineness of this short, bittersweet fic, the reality that not everyone gets their happily ever after *coughs*. 

Enjoy (?) x

-hobos

[midnightsvns]

IT'S MAH BIRTHDAYYYY and also humpinghobos's. ILY YOU ANIMAL I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TODAY

[tales-of-twilight]

The Maybe Valentine by Rochelle Alison

Life is what happens when you're busy making plans. Edward and Bella cross paths one Valentine's Day night when their dates leave them hanging. Long walks, lots of talks, and maybe some kissing.

oneshot

length: 5k+ words

rating: M

pov: First Person EPOV

pairing: E/B

 On Valentine's day, Edward's date stands him up, while Bella's date has more than just one date. As two perfectly lonely strangers cross paths, will a simple walk turn into something more?

It isn't Valentine's season but this is something I really want to share with you guys. I liked how Bella and Edward were really able to get to know each other in such a short span of time, and despite the palpable attraction between the two of them, Bella stuck to her rules and whatnot. Read and enjoy the fluff!

x

-hobos

[tales-of-twilight]

somebody asked over on twitter: 

"It's about E/B. B has twins and one of them got sick. E performed surgery for his daughter without knowing it. When B brought another twin at the hospital, the truth came out. Pls help."

any idea what this fic is? We'll appreciate the help, thank you!

x

-hobos

[tales-of-twilight]

539 Minutes by CaraNo

It starts perfectly on this September morning. A young couple, very much in love. It's the 11th day of the month. The year is 2001.

oneshot

length: 53 pages (it's in pdf)

rating: M

pairing: E/B

pov: First Person POV occasionally switching bet. E & B

Young and happily married, Edward and Bella share a perfectly normal life with each other in New York. On a day as mundane as the one that preceded it, Bella decides to pay Edward a visit at the World Trade Center where he works - bearing happy news of her own. But when the relatively happy day takes a complete turnabout, nothing is ever the same.

It's a couple days late, I know, but I wanted to share this fic with you guys in remembrance of what took place that fateful day 13 years ago. The great thing about this one is that even though the instinct to survive for their other half was a central issue, every other character around Edward and Bella were also given attention and had their own little stories and thoughts about what was happening.

Never forget x

-hobos 

[tales-of-twilight]

Monday Morning by Isakassees

What happens when you meet someone who challenges everything you thought you knew? Edward Cullen, partner in the Volturi firm finds out when he meets his new assistant.

oneshot

length: 8k+ words

rating: M

pov: EPOV

pairing: E/B

 Edward Cullen, despite having to have led a privileged life, has always known the value of hardwork and has his successful professional life to prove just that. Closed off to his own self, he is disgusted of people who exist for nothing, that's why when an intern named Isabella Swan, who looks like she hasn't slept for days on end and, according to her resume, has dropped out of school, is employed as his assistant, Edward does nothing but make her life a living hell.

 But after a chance encounter and discovering his assistant's real situation, will Edward finally have a change of heart, not just towards Isabella but with his life, in general?

This short fic has always been one of my favorites, with the way it's written and how the author (who btw also wrote This is Not My Life) was so talented in describing how Edward feels and thinks. Heartfelt and so good, this is a definite must read.

Enjoy! x

-hobos