#hundredmillennials

[skullgruntdana]

Dana didn’t plan to approach this familiar looking man, but he was really the only one who could possibly help her. Upon receiving her Portal Ring from another Rick, Dana had fiddled with it in an attempt to get rid of the safety lock placed on it. But the only thing that happened was a glitch and a screwed up code in the ring. Dana was panicking, and she rocked back and forth a bit on her heels, looking off to the side. Might as well get this over with. The child slipped off her Portal Ring (which looked like a normal plastic toy) and handed it to the blue haired man. “Please fix this for me. I can’t get it to work anymore. I don’t wanna be stuck here...” Though she tried to look calm, there was fear in her voice. @hundredmillennials

[huntressthewizardarchive]

hundredmillennials replied to your post: “That has got to be the dumbest Rick I’ve ever...

“Do you want to challenge me? HUH HUH?!!”

“Why would I want to do that when you’re already challenged enough mentally?”

[rileyescobaraka]

@hundredmillennials

Riley rang the bell to a certain household and started reading off a scripted paper, written by his Granddad, when someone opened the door. “Good e-evenin’ sir or madam...” He started as his eyebrows furrowed. Man he hated reading and was definitely not the ‘A’ student. “Your mail... ended... up at our h-house. Riley, you better.. just hand it over.. and head straight.. home, or your narrow be-hind will discover.. a new shade of.. whuppin.” Oh, he probably wasn’t suppose to read that last part, but nonetheless, he finally finished reading.

Riley then looked up from the paper and grinned totally getting side-tracked. “Hey man, yo’ hair is cool!”

[crystal-lasill]

((Starter for @hundredmillennials ))

Crystal, bored out of her mind, decided to jump universes to find something exciting and fun. She eventually appeared not far from a very large club. She was definitely on another planet. The structure was amazing, like something out of a dream. Or a nightmare for some.

She let her ears and tail out of hiding and stood tall, walking up to the door. Using her pheromones and flirting she easily got into the club.

The club was packed with people dancing and having fun. There was alcohol and drugs everywhere. It didn't take long for her to have a drink in her hand, heading out to the dance floor.

In all her fun and dancing she stopped paying as much attention and ran right into someone as she backed up. The felinoid spun around, her ears back and ready for a fight, but relaxed when she saw the older man. She stood up straight, her tail flicking behind her. "Oh. I apologize. I wasn't watching where I was going. Let me make it up to you~" She motioned towards the bar.

[beast-or-a-boy-blog]

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Gar smiled sheepishly at the man’s question, scratching the back of his head awkwardly.

“Uh, yeah, actually I do. I’m known for my charming words, not really my suave footwork...” He admitted apologetically.

“If you don’t want another drink, do you like, want me to buy you a new coat? Or a bottle of pain meds?”

[genesisoul]

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[[Just to say, I stock your blog from afar because I love Rick]]

TIME TO BE PETTY ASF. Under a read more for pettiness.

OKAY SO. This is just for me personally and something I really don’t like seeing. Is when people take complex characters that have a rather tragic backstory or a character that generally wouldnt care for it AND MAKE THEM FUCKING HAVE SEX. Like oh my fucking god this bothers me to no end. Like you’re allowed to smut. People are allowed to smut. People are allowed to do whatever they want. Yeah. I get that. But it severely rustles my jimmies when someone takes a character such as Riven and makes her some sex chasing animal. LIKE RIVEN WONT DO THAT. SHE IS SAD. SHE PROBABLY HAS PTSD. BUT YOU’RE MAKING HER A SEX DOLL. IT BOTHERS ME SO MUCH. LIKE STOP TURNING COMPLEX CHARACTERS INTO SEX DOLLS.

[huntressthewizardarchive]

@hundredmillennials

Huntress Wizard watched the old man from a safe, hidable distance as he continued to do… whatever it was he was doing. What the bjork was he doing, anyway? It looked like he was tinkering with some kind of device, but the half-dryad couldn’t make out what it was at all. Some kind of gun with a green glowing thing on it. From how the barrel was shaped, it didn’t look like the gun could shoot anything dangerous like bullets or lasers. From how he was grumbling, she could guess that something was wrong with it.

She was hesitant whether to reveal herself and ask if he needed help, like her job description told her to do, or to keep herself hidden and see if he could figure… whatever it is he was trying to do, out. Though, with how she could smell the alcohol on him from here, she was leaning towards the former in case he might accidentally hurt himself.

[hxllonizxd-a]

"It's worse down here tha- than up in the human realm? I can't tell, cause everyone's the same."

“It’s arguably better. Down here, everyone’s shitty with each other openly. Makes me wonder why anyone ever wants to go to Heaven.”