Feb 1, 2017
[Before he even opens his eyes, Rudolf feels a blaring headache, obviously evidence of last nights escapades] [As his eyes flicker open, he realizes that he's on a couch in an unfamiliar room] ohh, God...I feel like I was run over by a Zamboni.
[ ohhh h god. his voice sounds a hundred times louder than usual ] I feel like I was the driver of the zamboni except I drove off a cliff and died. [ whines ]