May 25, 2018
My advice: if Mary offers you pudding, turn it down.
#Daily Telegraph#Y-fronts#Y tho#Digging them into the ground#Soil quality#Note#Don’t use the pants after this#As funny looks on the bus#And people asking what that smell is#Often offends#Pyrex dish#Burnt pudding#Thick coat of it too#Like an elephant’s arse it was#Into the rose bed#Some months later#Months?!?!#Not a trace of pudding#Badly pitted#Hungry microbes#Beautiful roses#Don’t eat any pudding Mary offers you