#hunktears

[nagdabbit]

[voidingintotheshout]

Chris Pratt, The Cat

My favorite reaction to hearing that homophobe & conservative Chris Pratt was cast as Garfield in the new animated movie: “chris pratt rejected chubby, sinful life and embraced dieting and jesus christ, and this is why he is not qualified to voice garfield“ --@hunktears on twitter.

Pictured: The last day Chris Pratt was likeable:

[samfosho]

This remains my favourite tweet in existence.

[thrusticus]

[thrusticus]

[nanowrimoopeners]

@hunktears: After years of searching, we'd found it: the portal to the anime dimension. I ran my fingers through my hair and smiled. #NaNoWriMoOpeners via #NaNoWriMoOpeners Twitter Search November 02, 2014 at 02:12AM

[nanowrimoopeners]

@hunktears: Barack Obama sat in the Oval Office surrounded by catboys. The door opened. It was Joe Biden. "Meow," Joe said. #NaNoWriMoOpeners via #NaNoWriMoOpeners Twitter Search November 02, 2014 at 02:09AM

[nanowrimoopeners]

@hunktears: Liam reflected on the past week. "Oh my god Harry," he exclaimed as he realized what was happening, "you're in heat!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners via #NaNoWriMoOpeners Twitter Search November 02, 2014 at 02:03AM