May 20, 2017
“That bacon is like ten hours old.” “But I want it. Emotions make me want bacon.”
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“That bacon is like ten hours old.” “But I want it. Emotions make me want bacon.”
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“... but no, they had a dog and everything, and I had to empty out, you know, my sad little bag of stuff.” “That fruity gum.” “Never mind the gum, I was packing lube.” “Tuesday night.” “Tuesday night.” “But they didn’t find anything else in your bag?” “Right...”
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Bacon is not like the mayfly of breakfast meats, here one moment gone the next–it is known for its resilience. Bacon finds a way, Jack.
Paul “Scruffy” on how 10 hours is a legitimate age for fried bacon
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What are you doing here? What do you think I’m doing here?
Some part of my brain does feel that way. There are a lot of other parts of my brain that feel like this isn’t... this is too much trying.
Induction dinner for the #LOrealLeague last night on the picturesque, 61st floor of the Chrysler Building, primed for magical social media moments by dkcincite! (Photos // Hunter Canning)