#hunter chatter

[ramonadecember]

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[monsterhunterthings]

MHFU: Dragon dog lion husband and wife

Tri: What are elder dragons?

3U: Here be elder dragons.

4U: Dragon dog lion husband is back, but no wife.

Gen: Husband looking for lost wife

World: Husband still looking for lost wife.

World: Husband has found wife.

World: Dragon dog lion husband and wife nuking players with maximum fire resistance. Husband is elated. Wife pissed at being forgotten by Capcom. Destruction ensues.

[monsterhunterthings]

Crouching Fire? (Siege Mode)

Tira here, poking her head out from school and work to announce...

April 20th. 7-8 PM Eastern Standard Time.

PS4

I'm planning on opening a room for our newest golden girl, Kulve Taroth. Please join me and maybe even join the Monster Hunter Things squad for the hunt of a lifetime. Maybe.

I just want shiny things.

[golgari-thot-farm]

Monster Hunter Guild Card!!!

@monsterhunterthings

[monsterhunterthings]

Sourced from

https://twitter.com/KaiyouKara/status/953940083169783808?s=17

Guild cards for world as found on Twitter! I already filled mine out to be posted soon. Have a blast. They’ll be tagged with worldguildcard so you can find them.

I managed to get a PS4, so I’ll be playing World on release date. See you soon, hunters.

- Tira (Miaso)

[voidwardenalex]

Ravenguard Thas’dorah is beautiful but there is absolutely no way this weapon would actually work, it’s just not realistic

[monsterhunterthings]

Malfiesto? More like MalfiestA amirite?

I wonder how many people hunt the bird because they’re chasing a high. Did you know that Malfestio scales are a hot commodity at raves? It’s a real problem. Don’t do scales, kids.  

[monsterhunterthings]

Successful Capture

Managed to successfully capture a Snowbaron Lagombi for the first time yesterday. I want to keep him as a pet and name him “Behemoth Bunny Butt”. Uh, what do I feed him?