Stephanie: Hey Hunter have you ever been stabbed by a fork?
Hunter, literally being stabbed by a fork: Uh yes. I have.
Stephanie: Hurts doesn’t it?
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Stephanie: Hey Hunter have you ever been stabbed by a fork?
Hunter, literally being stabbed by a fork: Uh yes. I have.
Stephanie: Hurts doesn’t it?
"The squwap dont stop."
- Squeeper Aw Man
Karissa, scolding: You are a child.
Hunter, biting into a helium balloon: ᴬⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ᵐʸ ᴰᵃᶦʳʸ ᵠᵘᵉᵉⁿ
D: What's McDonalds?
H: DickMonalds!
D: But there's no 'i'
K: Well IT makes the MICK sound, so let it make the DICK SOUND!
Yeah, but Pikachu's a freak of nature.
Hunter
WE COULD HAVE BATFUDDIES!!!!
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We have a straight up chicken militia at my house.
Hunter