Azel :'D
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!@eternityslegacy
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - / SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE / I’M GONNA KILL THEM/ I mean, uh -- Yes. They shall last for, well... Ever - > v> Or... WILL they? They’re both pretty much immortal unless one of them were to be killed. But I’d NEVER think of that, how could you EVER THINK.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Oh man. Slowly. It’s weird and confusing for the both of them too haaaaah! HAHAHAHA! / cackles about the angsty bbys /
How was their first kiss? - Wasn’t their first kiss brought about by a meme and then they proceeded to tease each other greatly an TRY to outdo each other? Just IMAGINE their first romantic kiss though. Their first MEANINGFUL kiss and one that isn’t just them trying to tease each other. Yes. Yes I love.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - AZEL
Who is the best man/men? -Uh... UH. Uh. Me. It is me. Just kidding. Layth, from within the shared body, is the best man.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Banshee
Who did the most planning? -Both together, as they try to understand this whole wedding business
Who stressed the most? - Both
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Everyone
Sex:
Who is on top? - Wow why does she fight with a lot of these people for top? Probably because she loves being in control. I can see them arguing over it of course and even some nights they just go ‘well whatever FINE no sex.’ and that’s that.
Who is the one to instigate things? -Both are responsible for this..
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Probably until they are both satisfied.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - More than likely yeah. Unless they wanna be stubborn butts to each other and be all like ‘haha i got MY orgasm you don’t get one!’ cause I can see them doing that to each other. Butt-faces they are.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -TWO. Two. > v>
How many children will they adopt? -None.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Dark would probably try to stick Azel with all the diaper work, but he’d be like ‘bitch no it ur turn.’
Who is the stricter parent? -Both?
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -Neither. Bad Azel & Darkie BAD!
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Neither?
Who is the more loved parent? -Both probably. If not Azel.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?Neither
Who cried the most at graduation? - Neither
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Azel can cook, right?
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Dark barely eats and stuff... Does Azel eat?
Who does the grocery shopping? -Layth, come save the day and take over that shared body so that neither of them go steal shit.
How often do they bake desserts? -If Azel likes sweets and stuff he can do it whenever he wants!
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat?
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Imagine Azel trying to to this to be cute and romantic omg. Like not even for an anniversary cause I’m not sure if Azels knows about those things but Darkie doesn’t. But Azel just wants to be sweet and cute and TA DA dinner. Or like he does it when she’s pregnant since she’ll be SO hungry while carrying their children.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Azel? Or neither.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Maybe both?!
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Dark leaves it to Azel, Azel doesn’t do it just to get on he nerves, mini-argument ends with either a make-out session or cuddles because they’re weirdos like that.
Who is really against chores? - Probably both
Who cleans up after the pets? -Dark
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -Both
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -Neither
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Azel
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Both?
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -Dark
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -Uhhhhh no clue. Probably not too often unless Azel wanted to cause Dark doesn’t care. Not sure if Azel would care. He’d probably pester her about it JUST to get on her nerves tho!
What are their goals for the relationship? -Their goal would be for them BOTH to fully understand their feelings and why they care so much about each other and get jealous when others hit on them and such. They’ll probably talk and try to sort this stuff out, help each other understand it.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Azel
Who plays the most pranks? - BOTH GOTTA BE BOTH
