It’s a good thing sober Buffy can’t take a look at herself now, because she’d have a heart attack and a half. Mostly because of her hair, and the way she’s clinging to Faith as she’s practically carried up the stairs to her dorm room. But also because of her hair. Mostly because of it — but not really. Because drunk Buffy, really, pour another shot for her because holy hell is she drunk out of her mind, drunk Buffy says whatever’s on her mind. No filter required. ❛ Me? ❜ Whoa. Earth to Buffy. This is your dorm, y’know, the one you share with Willow. The sheets and scented candles are all kinds of familiar. ❛ Oh... ❜ She lets go of Faith, gets the immediate spinsies. Isn’t there a song about that? You spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby — heh. What’s the name of that band again? ❛ Wha’s the name of that band? With the song? ❜ Nope, unspecific. Try again. Oh, never mind, there’s singing. Hope Faith likes drunk karaoke. ❛ That one — ❜ And down she goes; not really down, just into Faith’s arms. Or body. It’s more like her body and her arms around her. God, she feels nice. Ver nice. And she smells good — ❛ Why do you always smell good? S’not fair. ❜