OMGGGOMGGG SIRIUS AND REMUS AFTER JAMES MARRIES YOU
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRfKa5of/
this is so extra i’m sorry but i’m trying to ease into writing more and this worked perfectly!! thx for sending <33333
you’re sitting on the couch and there’s a rom com playing on the tv, your feet tucked warm and snug under james’ thigh where he sits on the other end. your newly acquired husband is pouting around a mouthful of pasta, thick brows furrowed in an unhappy frown. “you’re so far away,” he grumbles. “want you on my lap.”
you can’t help but grin as you bring a napkin to wipe sauce from your chin, toes wiggling under him. “we’re eating, baby. we can cuddle when we’re done.”
the pout deepens, but he still shovels another forkful of food into his mouth.
it’s just when the main characters are about to have their moment that the bell goes off. you and james exchange a look. the bell rings again.
james slumps lower on the couch, hiding under the backrest. “get low, baby. they don’t know we're in.”
“oi!” the door rumbles under a heavy fist. “we can see you through the window, assholes. open up! you’re coming with us, prongs!”
a burst of giggles puff out of you, hand over your mouth as you watch your husband groan and throw his head back in defeat. you poke your foot into his thigh, “go get the door!”
he whines and moans all the way to the door, feet dragging until he’s watching his friends through the peephole. “go away! we’re busy.”
“you have the rest of your life to neck your wife, mate. but tonight you’re coming with us.”
james shoots you a desperate look, hoping you’ll save him from a night with people who are not his wife! you laugh and shake your head. he looks betrayed.
“don’t make me call your mother, james.”
this time you cackle and james finally reaches for the doorknob, grumbling under his breath. when the door opens, you get a peek at sirius in his signature leather jacket, arms crossed, brow raised, and foot tapping impatiently. behind him, remus leans against the wall of your porch, a cigarette hanging between his lips.
sirius scoffs, eyeing his friend up and down as he stands in his bunny slippers. “go get changed.”
james sputters, looking back at you before turning back to sirius. “i’m not going anywhere, i’m busy.”
“what, making googly eyes at y/n?” sirius shakes his head disappointedly, “go get changed we’re going out. hopefully we’ll find your balls along the way.”
“maybe you’ll find yourself a girlfriend too,” you quip from your place on the couch, amused grin still on your face.
“quiet you,” sirius glares, pointing an accusatory finger at you. “i’ll chat to you later about ignoring my texts, had to go shopping alone the other day.”
you give him a faux frown, “tragic.”
sirius pushes into the house, bullying james towards the hallway. “on you go, mate. bros before hoes, ‘member?”
he turns when he says it, throwing you an innocent smile that sets you off again, giggling helplessly into your glass of wine.
james is outraged. “fuck off she’s my best bro!”
+ “y’know, he’s joking but i think he’s really going through it.” remus settles on the couch and reaches for james’ leftover pasta. “first child syndrome or something, he’s having attention withdrawals.”
you sigh into your drink, nodding seriously. “we’ll figure out a visitation schedule.”
i’ve missed sending u tiktoks so much i have done saved already for you lol.
this just reminded me of james
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JAMES AND PREGNANT!READER ARE MY ABSOLUTE BELOVEDS!!!! reminded me of this bc I just love thinking of how understanding he'd be :')) he's stressed with you, just tries so hard to make you happy sOBBB
he crowds behind you and gently eases you away from the stove with a kiss to the top of your head, "I'll make dinner, baby, you can go lay down."
and just like that there's a knot in your throat. "y-you don't like it when I cook?"
poor james rushes to fix his terrible mistake, "no, angel of course I do! you've just been on your feet all day, you look tired why don't you take a seat and—"
"I look tired?" your chest is heaving now, and you're glaring at him. "I'm sorry I didn't put on my heels and lingerie for you, james, I'll make sure to look better tomorrow!"
james stammers, confused on how this went to shit so quickly, and gets close to you with his hands raised, like he's nearing a wild animal. "baby no, I'm sorry, that's not what I meant. you look beautiful, always do! I don't think it's physically possible for you to not look stunning, baby. is it—can I touch you, my love? just wanna hug you, yeah? lemme say sorry."
and then you're sniffling into his chest, apologizing for overreacting while he kisses your flushed cheeks over and over again. he smiles a giddy grin, "you just like keeping me on my toes, don't you angel?"
pls he can't help but be a little too smug as he watches his coworkers pull out the saddest most loveless little lunches or the subway they just picked up on the in and then there's him, pulling out the five course meal you packed for him and then the sweet little note that smells of your perfume and has a stamp of your lipglossed lips at the end :') he doesn't let them read it though, that's just between you two <33
"angel," your husband sounds nervous, he laughs but he sounds petrified. "I think we have a little predicament."
"w-what?" you're laying on the bed, face down and slick covering your inner thighs after two rounds of hot steamy sex. the kids are finally at james' parents' house, leaving you both alone to try to "spice up your marriage," or so you said, which explains the handcuffs binding your wrists at the base of your spine. you turn your head to the side, trying to see what the hell he's doing on his knees looking under the bed. "what are you doing, what's wrong?"
"I— well it's funny really," something tells you it's not funny at all.
"james."
"how mad would you be if I told you I lost the key?"
soffff!!! thinkin ab how i feel like husband!james would b a black friday lover 😵💫 he gets so excited when he sees discounts on his favorite stores and especially yours!!!!! can just imagine him signing up for those store newsletters/discounts and calling u whenever there is one cos hello!!!!!!! we have to take advantage of this!!!!!! tellin u 2 buy everything u want cos its 25% off and he’s itchin to spend money :D
AKJSKSKSSKJ tbh I think he's naturally an overspend on any day of the year but he definitely uses it as an excuse because you're always on his ass about buying unnecessary shit so he's like "but baby it was on sale" holding the $2k drone to his chest with a pout :'( but then he tries to win you over by dangling an LV bag from his finger and waggling his eyebrows "I'd never forget about you, angel" <3
