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Eggs vs. chia seeds
So, my husband just realized we still have a cookie mix he received for Christmas.
Him: We should make these-- oh, wait. We don't have any eggs, do we?
Me: We have chia seeds!
Him: Eww, no.
Me: You can't even tell!
Him: OH. I CAN TELL.
Me: No you can't!
Him: Oh yeah??
Me: Yeah!
Him: MAKE ME AN OMELETTE.
Me: ::speechless::
Him: Yeah, you don't got shit.
Touché, good sir.
Husband: I'm off to the grocery store.
Me: What are you getting?
Husband: Stuff. Bacon.
Me: Why are you getting bacon?
Husband: (pauses) That is the stupidest question you have asked me.
