#husband talks

[ivanisly-kun]

never forget that flynn moore is 200.66cm (6'7)

Heh... *rubs my tummy affectionately*

How could I frogret, bengstie?

[son-of-blackheart]

That's true and speaking of snacks im hungry

[notspecialbabe-archive]

okay so i'm writing in my office at home and my husband just came in with a fresh cup of tea and when he put it down for me he kissed the top of my head and said "writing fuel" with a little giggle and then he left 🥺

[niallandharrymakemestrong]

Husband’s take on Niall’s album cover...

He wrinkled his nose and said "I don't really like it, to be honest" 

I asked, "why not?" 

He replied, "I was expecting a bit more...ya know...more”

“Naked in pink bath water?” 

“Well, yea. I mean not that big but something more rock n roll, not Simon and Garfunkel." He laughed

“Well his album is more Simon and Garfunkel than David Bowie.”

“I know, but...” 

I replied, "Not everyone can be naked in pink bath water." 

"Well, then that's a shame."

[son-of-blackheart]

Hey love of my life

[son-of-blackheart]

That means we're going to the doctors

[notspecialbabe-archive]

me: *talks about maxence*

my husband: is he the one with the fluffy dog?

me: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄