#husbannnnn

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yeah so traffic was so insanely bad that we couldn't get to megacon another time, karl another time

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TODAY'S THE DAAAAAAAAAY

I'M GONNA MEET KARL URBAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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hotties i am going to see soon: kelcey and chantie and karl urban

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So I met Karl yesterday in Dallas and he was like staring into the sun. He told me I looked great in my Starfleet reboot dress. AKDFSJFH. YOU WILL SURVIVE HIS GREATNESS.

ahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU I AM SO BEYOND EXCITEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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when i wake up i always try to remind myself of my recent triumphs/things i have to look forward to, like "your problem kid withdrew" or "you're meeting karl urban in march" but then i remember "hey you have to have surgery and you could lose your ovary" and then the other two seem less significant

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KARL URBAN YELLS AT ME: A FANTASY I NEVER KNEW I HAD

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ALMOST HUMAN MORE LIKE THROWING UP VIOLENTLY BECAUSE KARL URBAN IS IN A BLACK WIFEBEATER

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au where karl urban and idris elba have a dad humor contest

no one wins

no one wins