Slytherin & Hufflepuff conversations
Hufflepuff: Can you read me a story?
Slytherin: No.
Hufflepuff: Please?
Slytherin: No.
Hufflepuff: Pretty please? With a cherry ontop?
Slytherin: Fine.
Slytherin: Once upon a time there was a girl who got stabbed and she di-
Hufflepuff: Ok, you’re scaring me now.














