#hylianons

[guru--guru]

i think i started off liking revali like out of spite bc everyone else hated him then i was like wait no NO (morphing into an unironic revali liker) NOOOO

revali’s a GREAT character why are you upset about this who hates revali i love that bastard bird

[guru--guru]

skyward sword hd rumors!!!

I DIDNT GET THE NOTIF FOR THIS ASK SORRY BUT HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE

GIVE ME ALL THE OLD GAMES ON MY SWITCH NINTENDO I WILL BUY THEM AGAIN I WILL PAY REAL LIFE DOLL HAIRS FOR THE ABILITY TO PLAY THEM ALL OVER AGAIN U WON’T HEAR FROM ME FOR 7 MONTHS ONLY ZELDA NOW

[guru--guru]

Buying anything for Black Friday? Anything in particular you have your heart set on??

oh no i’ve worked enough retail hell jobs to swear that shit off. ALSO [gestures to the pandemic in general] 

also i have no money because [gestures to the pandemic in general]

[guru--guru]

fi as a character: loveable, angel, excellent fi as a gameplay mechanic: ur ugly ur disgusting i’m gonna kill u give me 200 rupees fi when as a 4th wall breaker when my wiimore battery is low: HbudkepHyehanqoaidbihg

i will not stand for this fi slander on my blog SHE’S JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU

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i was watching a majora’s mask playthrough and they mentioned “guru-guru” so i thought “huh, i wonder how they’re doing, i haven’t seen them on my dash in a while” turns out tumblr did a dumb and unfollowed you :(

AW BABE NO WORRIES i’m still stumbling around here every once in a while. still burying myself in video games, dnd, and books just to feel alive. i’m just OLD now and i do most of my yelling on twitter

[guru--guru]

Do you like stalhorses?

how is this a question have u seen them they’re GOOD BABIES. like 99% dead but still good. love that.

big ol’ bone babey.

[guru--guru]

I'd kill for a switch remaster of skyward sword, even though I'd get stuck real fast BC boy do the imprisoned battles and silent realms make me panic

i dont want to talk about the silent realms, i’ve blocked them from my memory. they dont exist and this game is just fun and wonderful with a great story and never once am i locked in a terrifying sliver of the sacred realm without a means to defend myself from soul monsters hA HA 

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YOURE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT. THE MOTION CONTROLS ARE THE ONLY ISSUE WITH SKYWARD SWORD I AGREE WITH

they were honestly very well done for their time. but i agree that mandatory motion controls like that make games inaccessible to people with mobility limits

skyward sword was still so so good