#hyperbole-and-a-hat-trick

[skyrim-said-that]

how does Modern brotherhood handle babette having a pet frostbite spider? like, does she have an attack dog or a tarantula?

Ok so because this AU is a modern version of the Skyrim world; all the creatures are the same. Meaning Lis remains a giant fucking spider. She is allowed free roam of the house and has her own little bed and everything in the living room. Its the equivalent of having a big, scary, poisonous dog. But shes still a spider.

[creamsiclemelt]

hey so ilya has an armpit thing, right? or, i do believe at the very least, they have a sweat and smell thing going on between them. idk, any thoughts?

ok i'll be so real armpit stuff squicks me out except in verrrry specific circumstances but i will meet you on the sweat and scent thing. like...they're jocks. who work out a lot. and play a sport. they're gonna get something out of it 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[jordaneberle]

congrats on the Richmond win, what a game eh

So much better than GWS last year!!! I’m absolutely fuckin vibing rn like, 3 in 4!!!! I’m never gonna shut up about this!!!!! Thank you for giving me the chance to post about it again!!!!

[elderly-scrolls]

A fact about my dnd character is that their personal motivation for this campaign is to find their mom, who went missing at the start of the campaign

oh my goodness i hope they find their mum!!! D: fingers crossed for a reunion!!

my genasi rogue Imbris never knew his mother (she was a djinn who apparently had more important things to do than raise a baby) but as a kid he always believed she’d come back to whisk him away. eventually he realised he was on his own, but he still harbours some kind of misplaced love for her. (she can’t possibly be worse than his father, after all)

send me a fact about your dnd character and i’ll reply with one about mine!

[savedbythenotepad]

hyperbole-and-a-hat-trick replied to your post: i could be reckless and order donuts or i could be...

Both?

....that is both highly reckless but also something that someone with big dick energy would do 

[savedbythenotepad]

Your blog is what convinced me to finally watch fmab and im LIVING. Also i hate you for that episode with the cute little girl and her poor dog.

I’m so glad that you’re LIVING FOR IT and I apologise about NINA for I know how that episode shook me for the rest of the day. I legit had to stop watching the show for a few minutes because that knocked me right on my ass. 

I swear that Fullmetal Alchemist should come with a warning about the cute little girl and her dog because that’s when everything kind of gets Worse.