Mr Spock I'm sorry people were mean to you all day so Instead of a prank you can just have this cat doing a big stretch if you want
It's not evil or covered in glitter or anything
Also I have some beard growth oil from back when I was more masc presenting if you want it, but for what it's worth I don't think you looks bad
[He is distrustful, but he picks up the kitten.]
...This is very kind of you. Be careful with whom you show this kindness to in this universe, it could be dangerous.
@realmirrorenterprise helped me with my beard, but I will accept the oil, in case such an event happens again in the future. You have my gratitude.