#hyperionbandit

[hyperionbandit]

Well, fuck.

Rats stole my guns.

Huh.

[hyperionbandit]

Sometimes I wonder why Hyperion has gone silent. It’s almost as if they just fell off the face of Elpis...

[hyperionbandit]

"Oi oi oi! What's with that funny face o' yours?"

"Dunno, man. Maybe because, hmmm….I dunno, this is a mask?"

[hyperionbandit]

"Why are you here?"

"Why not? Am I intruding? No? Good." He twirled a lock of hair for a bit.

 ///isthissupposedtobeastarterorameme?

[hyperionbandit]

How to annoy a friend on the echonet

Step 1: Unfriend your buddy on your echo device.

Step 2: Make sure a noise happens every time you pop-up on your friend's echo device.

Step 3: Start spamming the friend request button.

      Congrats! You're an asshole!

[hyperionbandit]

open RP

Gerald scans the horizon of the blistering environment. A gorgeous sunset and a couple of skags ripping each other apart. It could be worse. Being on a wasteland like this, he couldn't have been happier. Away from Helios, that's all. He looks down at his tracker. Nothing yet.

    A horrible feeling in his gut rose. Someone was approaching him...