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"I'm home."
“About time, where the hell have you been?” Hank asks, his voice actually trembling a little and barely able to keep himself from swooping Issac off the ground to kiss him until they both ran out breath. He had missed him so badly.
hyperionmisfit replied to your post “How's it feel being a fancy chicken”
Haha, fancy chicken.
New phone, who dis?
👉 dad gut
AGGRESSIVELY SLAPS ISAAC’S HAND and tries not to giggle.
hyperionmisfit replied to your post: someone frickin’ c’mere and love me.
“Love you, dad.”
“I love you, too, Isaac.”
"I sold that giant feather I got from you."
“New phone, who dis?”
He knew but he didn’t want to give Issac the satisfaction of knowing that selling the giant feather may have pissed him off. Currently he’s deploying people to get it back because that’s his and if the little shit on Pandora was just gonna ditch it then there is no use letting just anyone have it. Ugh, he should stop letting people have them, especially if they’re gonna act ungrateful and sell it them.
hyperionmisfit replied to your post:pffft MISBEHAVIOR: If a peafowl is too insistent...
((teach Jack a lesson by kICKING HIM IN THE FUCKING CHEST
He does not learn anything from this other than that you’re an asshole and need to be shot
hyperionmisfit replied to your post:hyperionmisfit replied to your post:hyperionmisfit...
“Oh! fitness water has electrolytes including sodium. So it’s technically salt water!”
“Let’s ask the magical grey face if I can drink fitness water.
Oh being that I am going to shoot in the face the next time you show yourself, can I drink fitness water without puking it up?”
hyperionmisfit replied to your post:hyperionmisfit replied to your post:Oh yeah. You...
“You’d die in three days of you just didn’t drink water at all. Salt water actually dehydrates you more.”
“Even if I did drink water, I would end up violently puking it up sooo lose-lose situation right there buuut since I’m Handsome Jack and I always win, I’m going to find a way around this.”
