I love it when you give gallica a little tail. What gave you the idea to do so?
Heehee why thank you!
(If you can guess all the costumes you get a treat)
So given that fairies are made entirely of magic (source in read more) and their wings aren’t actually used for flying (the magic they and their wings are made of is what makes them float) thennn like what prevents a tail yk.
I love the thought of a fairy giving themself a tail and showing it off and all their little fairy friends go all “I want one too!!” And suddenly all the fairies have tails.
The wings at the end are meant to resemble a dragonfly and are entirely there for aesthetic purposes lol. I like tying Gallica to dragonflies I just think it looks cool. I look at you and then I look at the metaphor spoiler hole and then I look back at you.
Sources belowww
Always important to note that fairies and their follow up entries are listed under the nature tab in the memorandum, unlike characters and tribes, which are listed under the people tab. This is because fairies aren’t people.
Come back when I have more confidence in my theory (that ignoring appearances), fairies resemble gold beetles more than they do people
Would really like to know more about the roles the metaphor cast is filling out. (Who's playing who?)
The full concentrated power of our YAP. Be ready.
OKAY so first off this au isn't just mine. It's between myself, @ploobster , and @the-real-cirsium-zorba . tis our crazy mind palace. our imaginary eva if you will.
so 1:1 aus are stinky so this is less a. character A playing character 1's role and more the same machine running wirh different parts kind of thing.
Our pilots are, in order:
- Will
- Leon Strohl
- Basilio Magnus
- Eupha
Will is kind of Rei and Kind of Shinji and Strohl is kind of shinji and kind of asuka and Basilio is kind of asuka and kind of our favorite sacrifical lamb and Eupha is whatever tf she wants to be in the moment. "Mari if she was cool and actually a character" - Moti, 2025.
Hulkenberg is teechnically Misato but she isnt Misatoing it up. She's still Hulkenberg. She is Eiselin Burccelli Meijal Hulkenberg, Head of Operations at Nerv and haver of functioning depression notice how I didnt say high functioning. (I have depression i can make that joke trust)
Junah is compleecated. She's like a quadruple agent she works for five different agendas and she serves cunt the entire time. She's in the walls she's in the fucking walls. and Hulkenberg's bed. Surely if she just adds one more layer of espionage she can achieve her goals. "Surely if she acts nonchalant and mysterious enough she can get back with her ex" - Moti, 2025.
I feel bad talking about Heismay without the chief heismay freak of all time ploob, but I fear I must. If you want smth more in depth go poke him about it. He made the Magi and he loves his son and jfmrf he wants his boy back. his son juice back. And sometimes the only way you can avenge your son is by hanging out with Nerv/Seele/UN's biggest baddie and your rag tag team of spies and traitors. NEUREISMAY BLAST. (GO ASK @ploobster FOR MORE.)
Bardonzo. Moti has asked me to add that she has bardonzo mind palaces. you must you must you must you must you must.
Willmama is Will's mama :)
His cold cold mama. When The Prince of Nerv got v v v v v sickly, she uh. made more. teehee. That is how we get the Kaworu looking FAKE ASS YEARNER FREAK Prince 2. he is a real metaphor character. trust. Prince 2 is a bitch ass mf who cannot exist outside of his original context (The Prince of Nerv). we need to kill him. He's mind palace brain group chat attuned with Will, take 3 on getting Willmama's son back. There are as many Wills as there are possible ways to fail. Will is a tool made for the purpose of enacting his mother's desires. Will is an object. A tool meant to enact a purpose. He can't be anything more. Right?
It takes a village to raise a child and it takes a village to power an eva. Strohl is the sole child of the village of Halia. He was their symbol of hope for a better future. And now he's all that remains. Strohl feels that if he can't pilot his eva, he's wasting the gift of life his people gave him, but he also fucking hates getting into that thang. free my cow, dude. He's also like. the driving force of Will's character arc because strowill will find ways to change eachother irrevocably in every timeline. The only reason the 3rd impact happens is because these homos love eachother. love make a tha worl go roun.
"You can do anything to Basilio Magnus" - all of us, at least once, 2025. So like lets say I'm a pilot, yeah? Hypothetical-like. Supposin I were a pilot, you think the government would take my brother away? You think the government would take my brother away from me? haha Fidelio is dead. Trust him. Fidelio is 6 feet under dead and buried there is a grave site for Fidelio Aureus Magnus. He's dead and gone and Basilio is over it and he's ok with it and he is fine. Basilio is the workhorse pilot of nerv. He is ALLLLWAYS up to something he is always doing something he is always distracting that beautiful mind of his. If he stops for but a moment and allows himself to think, all of Tokyo 3 might come tumbling down.
You can give Eupha every mental illness. Her horrible horrible terrible coping mechanisms are for YOUR safety not hers. Eupha is stagnant. She wasnt always the pilot of unit 04, but now she is. The previous pilot passed away in a terrible horrible incident, and now the only way they can get the only person in the world who could pilot it to get in there and save the world is to make sure she knows it's her brother in there. She Is So Normal About This Information. She never got the chance to properly mourn Edeni, so now she lives and breathes all that she has left of him. Don't know where Eupha is? 9/10 she's in unit 04. She lives and breathes in that thang like it's a huge ass problem but Nerv aint gonna do SHIT about it. "I can create a teenage girl who is so codependent on someone who doesnt exist anymore" - Moti 2025. She feels sick when she isnt breathing in lcl. Solid food makes her nauseus. all of her time is spent in that fucking robot. SHINJI COULD NEVER. also her eva is the only one that can go beast mode. because the rebuilds are baller and we all thanked Moti for including rebuilds lore. Eupha's mental illness soup is for YOUR SAFETY not hers. your ass is NOT ready for when she locks tf in in eoe and wrecks shop.
Prince 2 again. he is a very real metaphor character. I loved the part in metaphor where prince 2 showed up and princed it twice. "And he princed it so hard he became suicidal" - Moti 2025. His goals are really simple but also it takes him 5 billion years to act on it and he gets side tracked. He experiences all the love and feelings and experiences that every Will experiences (On account of all being small parts of someone greater) so he breaks Will's pretty damn impressive yearn streak and just flat out confesses on the behalf of the collective like the PoS he is. And then dives to central dogma (Where The Prince of Nerv lies resting alongside the lance of longinus. In a desperate attempt to put her son's soul back together, Willmama commit the ultimate sin and cocktailed his soul with that of Lillith. The lance is all that's keeping him from assimilation. Every Will that dies returns to the prince whence he came and must be forcefully extracted.) and like tries to kill he self. Prince 2 just wants to be whole again. They all just want to be a person again.
Every woman ever wants Hulkenberg. Her Hulken Swag. She is almost entirely oblivious to this. They tell legends of her in gay bars city wide. She's responsible for every gay awakening ever. She decides if you are gay. She is oblivious to this. She rooms with Gallica. And then Strohl. And then Will. and then Another Will down the line. and then another. The power of love could kill a man you see. and multiple teenagers. and all of humanity
I miss More. But egg, you're literally the mf who put him in there. You opened this au with lets put More in the robot. Well you see
There are twoooo timelines because Evangelion is a story that repeats. First things go badly because none of our pilots connect with eachother. Then things go well because our pilots make the active choices to engage in the people around them, to face the world and all the hurt and pain it has to offer. Eupha both kills Basilio and dies for Basilio. Strohl both writes off Will and pushes Will to become his own person. HULKENBERG HAS LOTS OF GAY SEX. (Hulkenberg has more going on than just gay sex this bit is just rlly funny ok)
You will notice we haben't mentioneb Louis. That is because he isnt important dont worry about him dont worry about the weird engineer in Nerv's basement with a promise ring to one of the robots. This is where your tax dollars are going. and then we made 7 more of he.
Close your eyes. 8 freaky Louis Guiabern lings cannot hurt you. they need to commit ritual suicide so that strowill can happen. it all returns to nothing. it all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down.
And Glodell canonically has and loads a gun. He also shits himself SEVERAL TIMES, CANONICALLY, duing the 3rd impact.
Where do I even start with Rella I didnt mention Rella dude what if you were so entangled in everythign you had to call your sister for help. What if that wasn't enough in every timeline. "Rella dies in every timeline, I'm sorry" - Moti, 2025. She can (not) escape. In my heart of hearts, I know that I will never love again, Ive lost everything, everything, everything that matters to me matters in this world. What if she also had homoerotic tension with Hulkenberg. She always betrays someone she cares about and cannot seem to get things right. We still love her.
I miss More.
"oh my god Twin. He's there, he's there he's right there he's in every fucking episode" - Moti
WHat if that isnt enough for me huh
"YOU PUT HIM IN THERE, YOU PUT HIM INTHERE" - Moti
We can't really. explain every side character in thi sau. but please know that almost everyone is doing SOMETHING. WE FIT IN FUCKING MORRIS OK MORRIS IS HERE. I HATE MORRIS. also Bardonzo. you get a little bardonzo in your water and suddenly it's just like a crucial part of how your brain operates ok. thank you delphindyne for putting Bardonzo in the waters I owe you my life and first born bardonzo child. I will name my first born bardonzo child Bardonzo Weggington.
"If you have a niche fav, know that they are in this au, [WE] will make sure of it" - Moti, 2025
ask about plot points as you wish.
IM A FAKE FUCKING WILLRENTSER I DIDNT MENTION THE WILLRENTS-
When you're giving the chance to pick which Mc you want in a game, do you usually go for feminine or masculine one? And why?
And when I say this, I don't mean character creators. That's a different beast. I mean like a binary male/female protag choice that doesn't have much bearing on the game.
(Like the new digimon game ((i think)))
Hmmmmm. If they have differing personalities (like Lumine vs Aether in Genshin) then I’ll pick whichever I like more (the correct answer is Lumine btw) but if not then I’ll usually go girl.
Girlies usually have more customization options + I like staring at pretty women, so I’ll be incentivized to play more so I can stare at pretty woman.
