#hypixel bedwars

[sdslayer]

im so good at bedwars why dont i have a girlfriend

[artanogon]

i would like to issue a formal apology to the other last survivor in our bedwars game who sat there grinding emeralds for full diamond gear for like 10 minutes and then got fucking nuked off the entire island by a day 1 newbie in iron armor with far too many fireballs

[the-whatcherof-89]

Technoblade

CR 22 LN Humanoid (Orc, Human)

XP 614,400 (if used as npc for encounter) Advanced Half orc Bloodrager 20 (Destined bloodline) LN (with chaotic tendencies) Medium humaniod (half orc) Init +11; Senses darkvision 60 ft., Perception +38(passive) AC 45, touch 22, flat-footed 38 (+7 Dex, +5 deflection, +6 natural, +13 armor, +4 shield spell) hp 220 (20d10+120) Fort +25, Ref +21, Will +19

Speed 40 ft. Melee Orphan obliterator+36/31/26/21 1d8+16+2d6 anarchic +1d6 fire, Axe of peace+37/32/27/22 1d12+17 Ranged Pig launcher+29 1d10+3 (plus explosive bolts), Spells. Racial Shaman’s apprentice, Darkvision 60ft, Orc blood, Human raised.

Class features Mighty blood rage (+6 Str Con +3 Will saves) 47 rounds, Blood sanctuary, Bloodcasting, Eschew materials, Improved uncanny dodge, Tireless bloodrage, Indomitable will, Damage reduction 5/-, Fast movement, +20 extra blood rage rounds, Destined strike (+10 5/day), Fated bloodrage+5, Certain strike, Defy death, Unstoppable, Victory or death.

Bloodline powers Bonus feats (Leadership, Diehard, Improved initiative, Intimidating prowess, Lighting reflexes) Bonus spells: Shield, Blur, Protection from energy, Freedom of Movement. 

Spellcasting CL 20th, concentration +27 DC17

4th (4/day)-fire shield, stone skin, wreath of blades, monstrous physique II, earth glide.

3rd (5/day)-haste, water breathing, fly, greater magic weapon, versatile weapons, wind wall, protection from energy.

2nd (6/day)-see invisibility, glitterdust, blindness/deafness, protection from arrows, spider climb, blood armor.

1st (6/day)-mage armor, mount, blurred movement, feather fall, true strike, Shield.

Str 34, Dex 24, Con 24, Int 22, Wis 20, Cha 24 Base Atk +20; CMB +29; CMD 44 Feats Ragecasting, Arcane strike, Blooded arcane strike, Raging vitality, Extend spell, Brew potions, Power attack, Improved sunder, Strong personality, Craft magic armor and weapons.

Skills Acrobatics +30, Climb +35, Craft(weapons) +29, Escape artist +27, Handle animal +20, Intimidate +30, Knowledge (arcana, the planes) +29, Perception +28, Spellcraft +29, Survival +28, Swim +35, Use magic device +20

Languages Common, Orc, Draconic, Giant.

Combat gear Orphan obliterator (+4 adamantine flaming anarchic longsword ), Pig launcher (+2 heavy crossbow of speed), 20+1 Arrows of flaming explosion, Axe of peace (+5 adamantine defensive greataxe combined with shatterspike powers), 4 Mithral daggers (for wreath of blades), Mithral full plate+5 of speed, Ring of protection+5, Amulet of natural armor+4, Ring of mind shielding, Cloak of resistance+4, Luckstone, Belt of physical perfection+6, Headband of mental superiority+4 (knowledge the planes), Daredevil boots, 2 Doses of granite and diamond dust (for stoneskin), Tome of leadership and influence+5 (used), Manual of gainful exercise+3 (used), 2 Potions of cure critical wounds, Finely decorated leather pig mask worth 300gp, Royal outfit, Bloodrager kit, Commemoratory hoe with golden decorations and the inscription”Potato king” (functions as a MWK earth breaker), 69gp.

Challenge rating modifiers +3 (advanced template, 32 Point buy, PC equipment).

Background: Technoblade, the myth, the legend. The blood god, the lord of battle, destroyer of governments, the potato king, hottest elbow holder, drop-kicker of orphans, de facto leader of the syndicate, the nightmare of L’Manberg, master of the trade... the blade. Techno is a man with many faces and holds cunning, power, riches and a charismatic personality; a combination of gifts and skills that makes him the strongest of allies and the most terrifying of opponents. He has fought many, won a lot and lost other things. He grieves the loss of his friend Ranboo and it is certain that if left unchecked he might perform drastic actions to bring him back. The mighty one had his fair share of weird situations, nonetheless, Techno took the road to find a way to resurrect his companion. While in the snowy lands meditating on the future a voice echoed in the distance with a simple promise: “Complete my challenge and i will bestow you a wish. A wish bound only by your imagination.” His thoughts running toward his deceased friend, Techno walked in the snowy winds and reached a strange unknown land completely different from the one he knew and found himself transfigured along with his equipment. “Come find me, i will be waiting for your arrival, strong one.” Echoed the voice. Techno uttered but a single sentence: “Did.. did i just got scammed? EH?”

NOTE: the image does NOT belong to me it was downloaded from this artist profile i own nothing and it is used ONLY for entertaining purposes.

https://mobile.twitter.com/fininiley/status/1360548240131829763

So i did it. It was an interesting process of creation. I dedicate this character sheet in honor of the one i admire and had the hottest elbows I have ever heard on youtube(also the weirdest flex). I will produce his version in other formats (D&D surely). But first i would like to express my intention: I would like to do the same for all the other members of the Dream SMP. Feel free to comment and suggest the next character, and if you liked it... share this to your friends. And of course, feel free to use this “attempt to recreate greatness” for a campaign if you like. Also, if you see some mistakes or something missing, let me know. Also also and  ALSO: i am still repeating myself but the image used above is not mine. It was made by an amazing artist on Twitter(check the link). I am not that good at drawing but if i had left this “memorial” empty it would have left a sour taste in my mouth. I hope i do not get in trouble for this and that you appreciate my desire to honor a magnificent character.

Godspeed to you all.

[thebubclubbehrri]

I hate not being good at things I enjoy. It makes me feel like I'm going to explode from the inside.

[calwasfound]

craziest bedwars player !!

[godzilladragon]

I saw Tubbo_ today on Hypixel a few mins ago (Nov 28, 2022) at 5PM England time 

[noyoureaspoon]

the end of an era

[forgetmenoot]

Here

You can sign to get a Permanent Technoblade statue on the Hypixel Bedwars/Skywars Lobby.