#hypnodad

[swaglord2000world]

Ryan, a father of 3, he won a trip to Italy or at least that was what he thought. His destination ended in a desert? "Where am I?" Ryan asked. a green slim thing entered his body and Ryan was no more.

Ryan: What the?

The slim has now entered his ear...

Ryan:... Unit#100 must obey. Yes Master must go to the ship and follow masters orders

[swaglord2000world]

Timmy never liked his stepdad. He was a wicked man to the family because he was a little homeopathic, and strict with rules. Little does he know Timmy put some magic powder in his breakfast. After eating his breakfast, he didn't feel so well. He left to go to the washroom. A few minutes later, he came back to the kitchen like a zombie.

Timmy: Looks like the powder worked

Dad: ...

Timmy: Can you hear me?

Dad: Yes Sir...

Timmy: Then strip for your Master

Dad: Yes Master...

[swaglord2000world]

Eddie was getting ready for work. He also thought of listening to music to get him in the mood. Unfortunately, that was his mistake... As aliens hijacked. his phone and now he is one of their slaves to do as they wish.

[stephmcgee]

We do pancakes a lot, so on pancake day #hypnodad makes them extra special. Now this is another #positiveactivity !!

[stephmcgee]

Why so happy? Because I've just covered my daddy in vomit. You should have heard the #hypnodad screaming! #babysick #daddydaycare #workingmom #happy #mydarlingmemory #bathtime #boyschilling