121. What’s something that all your friends agree on?
.. memes are funny???????????
122. What’s your best story from a wedding?
my sibling and her husband danced to gangnam style after they got wed
what a time to be alive huh
123. What languages do you wish you could speak?
french and japanese................. i suppose
and also english but like... master’s level
124. What’s the most pleasant sounding accent?
i honestly don’t know i used to say british but now i can’t really take it seriously anymore because it sounds so fukcing funny
russian accents are kinda cute????? idek LOL
125. What’s something that everyone, absolutely everyone, in the entire world can agree on?
death is inevitable babey
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126. What country is the strangest?
usa because it has a place called pee pee creek
come on
127. What’s the funniest word in the English language?
idk
bonkers!
128. What’s some insider knowledge that only people in your line of work have?
i don’t even work
bruh noise
129. Who do you wish you could get back into contact with?
would be nice to catch up with the old friends i made on this habbo retro in like... 2012-2013 and see how they’re doing i suppose
130. How do you make yourself sleep when you can’t seem to get to sleep?
just perish and die
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131. If people receive a purple heart for bravery, what would other color hearts represent?
bro is this undertale?
just follow that
132. What are some of the best vacations you’ve had?
i basically only went on two or whatever vacations in my life i don’t think i really have proper judgment lol
133. If there was a book of commandments for the modern world, what would some of the rules be?
- don’t be a dick (in handwritten, really pretty font)
134. What’s the craziest video you’ve ever seen?
fuck if i know
some brit bungeejumping and dipping his cookie into a cup of tea and some GOD BLESS THE QUEEN music is playing in the background and the waving british flag is transitioning over everything
135. What’s your “Back in my day, we…”?
back in my day we used to not know what fortnite was
the end
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136. If you could know the truth behind every conspiracy, but you would instantly die if you hinted that you knew the truth, would you want to know?
fuck yea
137. What animal would be the most terrifying if it could speak?
bed bugs... ?
138. What’s the worst hairstyle you’ve ever had?
elementary hairstyles were a complete nightmare
139. What habit do you have now that you wish you started much earlier?
STOP CRACKING MY FUCKING KNUCKLES
140. If you were given one thousand acres of land that you didn’t need to pay taxes on but couldn’t sell, what would you do with it?
idk make an amusement park
OR OR OR
SAFARI PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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141. What about the opposite sex confuses you the most?
i’m sorry you can only cum like once and then die of fatigue and be embraced by satan himself
uh.................. the idea of the sensation of having an external pee hole
do i make sense here?
no, no i don’t
142. When was the last time you yelled at someone?
in a funny yell-voice probably like yesterday
actually yelling was probably like.................... 5 months ago, maybe
143. What’s the opposite of a koala?
an animal that doesn’t make funny noises when it’s angry
144. What kinds of things do you like to cook or are good at cooking?
i can make pasta and sunny side up eggs resisting the urge to poke the shit out of the yolk now i usppose
145. What life skills are rarely taught but extremely useful?
how do i do taxes
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146. What movie universe would be the worst to live out your life in?
saw
any horror movie
147. If you could hack into any one computer, which computer would you choose?
i have no idea
the one with hte most secrets about the world revealed
148. Who do you feel like you know even though you’ve never met them?
*sings* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DON’T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THIS IS A STUPID QUESTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
149. What’s the most ridiculous animal on the planet?
the lizard that’s impersonating a worm
150. What’s the worst thing you’ve eaten out of politeness?
brussel sprouts?
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151. What’s the most historic thing that has happened in your lifetime?
idk
nyan cat
152. What happens in your country regularly that people in most countries would find strange or bizarre?
beans on toast for breakfast?
153. What has been blown way out of proportion?
everything on the internet
154. When was a time you acted nonchalant but were going crazy inside?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
brain empty
155. What’s about to get much better?
idk
vr interactive porn
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156. What are some clever examples of misdirection you’ve seen?
i have never witnessed such a thing in my life
now go away
157. What’s your funniest story involving a car?
none
i can only think of that car vine with the balloons and the people are screaming baloney in british accents
158. What would be the click-bait titles of some popular movies?
up:
OLD MAN NEARLY KILLS A CHILD IN NEW YORK!
toy story:
YOUR SEX TOY JUST TURNED ALIVE!
my neighbour totoro:
GIANT MONSTER KILLS LOCAL CHILDREN
159. If you built a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would the rooms look like?
habbo hotel
i don’t fucking know something cozy and nice
160. What scientific discovery would change the course of humanity overnight if it was discovered?
aliens
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161. Do you think that humans will ever be able to live together in harmony?
no
as sad as that is and i desperately would love to believe otherwise
no, no we fucking can’t, unless we somehow progress socially so much we live in a weird future glorified ‘utopia’ that’s in reality a dystopia
162. What would your perfect bar look like?
cooooooooooooooooooooooooozy!
163. What’s the scariest non-horror movie?
coraline?
164. What’s the most amazing true story you’ve heard?
r/thathappened
no clue
165. What’s the grossest food that you just can’t get enough of?
ham
burger
166. What brand are you most loyal to?
anything with microsoft
thanks
oh i also always have at least one pair of converse
167. What’s the most awkward thing that happens to you on a regular basis?
existing.
since a good few months i make super weird high-pitched hiccup noises and it sounds so fucking weird and stupid to the point i’ve been compared to the minecraft chest sound and frogs by my SO
it doesn’t help i hiccup like 293821098 times a minute for some reason now
thanks i guess
168. If you had to disappear and start a whole new life, what would you want your new life to look like?
happyyyyyyyyyyyy and cozyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy in a country i love living in!
169. What movie or book do you know the most quotes from?
i don’t do quotes
170. What was one of the most interesting concerts you’ve been to?
i’ve never been to one :(
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171. Where are you not welcome anymore?
uhm
high school because i’m too old
172. What do you think could be done to improve the media?
be neutral and stop being opinionated and trying to push that opinion onto others desperately
also straight facts
thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
173. What’s the most recent show you’ve binge watched?
90 day fiance.
i am so sorry.
my SO and i have to be shot
174. What’s the worst movie trope?
- there’s always romance between girl/boy friendship at some point
- flat villain that appears for just 1 movie and then never comes back
- flat characters
- stereotypes that people believe are true
- forced diversity :’) (diversity is great. just don’t go too ridiculous and do it weird like ‘’we have exactly. 1 black person. 1 asian. everyone else is white. we are progressive. fuck you’’)
175. What’s a common experience for many people that you’ve never experienced?
breaking a bone?
having braces
-not- NOT being able to keep my surroundings clean as a student
.. hanging out with friends physically lmao (well. at least once. but the generic activity is just alien to me)
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176. What are some misconceptions about your hobby?
for some reason some people think videos of speed painting/arting is how fast it actually goes or that doing art is effortless once digital
??????????????
177. What’s the smartest thing you’ve seen an animal do?
whatever i’m hearing about crows and rats from research reports
178. What’s the most annoying noise?
physically cringing at the thought of:
- metal on metal, such as a fork on a metal plate
- nails on a chalkboard (but i hate this less than metal on metal. i don’t know why)
- my own hiccup noises
- babies that can’t shut the fuck up and stop crying in public
179. What’s your haunted house story?
never went to one
180. What did you Google last?
‘how to be nice’ for a stupid image in an earlier question but that failed since i just changed the answer to ‘‘aliens’‘
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181. What’s the dumbest thing someone has argued with you about?
any of the past arguments between me and my SO
literally.
i was a sad, sad child
182. If money and practicality weren’t a problem, what would be the most interesting way to get around town?
jetpack
183. What’s the longest rabbit hole you’ve been down?
tumblr since 2012
184. What’s the saddest scene in a movie or TV series?
when a dog dies
185. What’s the most frustrating product you own?
earpods
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186. What inconsequential super power would you like to have?
does flight count
i want flight
187. What qualities do all your friends have in common?
they’re nice fellas
188. What odd smell do you really enjoy?
i like that smell when you go into toy stores and it smells fresh with a tint of idk whatever the fuck it is?????????????????????
189. What’s the coolest animal you’ve seen in the wild?
a squirrel probably
190. What’s the best lesson you’ve learned from a work of fiction?
no clue
the secret krabby patty formula is fake
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191. What food do you crave most often?
C H I C K E N
192. Who in your life has the best / worst luck?
best: fuck if i know
worst: me
193. What fashion trend makes you cringe or laugh every time you see it?
anything else than jeans that doesn’t make sense being made out of jeans?
194. What’s your best story of you or someone else trying to be sneaky and failing miserably?
‘your next-door roommate having sex’ stories from plenty of people and the fucking SHIT they tell you JESUS CHRIST
195. Which apocalyptic dystopia do you think is most likely?
the trash one
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196. If you had a HUD that showed three stats about any person you looked at, what three stats would you want it to show?
- current mood/thoughts
- their alignment/personality traits
- idk, how many bones they have in their body
197. What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a kid do?
the only recent thing i remember is being at this food place with my SO and his parents and there was a kid about to eat a corn and he said ‘’IM GONNA EAT YOU CORN!’’ **nomnomonom** ‘’i’m sorry corn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’’
198. What’s your secret talent?
head empty syndrome
199. What’s the best way you or someone you know has gotten out of a ticket / trouble with the law?
no clue
200. Tear gas makes people cry and laughing gas makes people giggle, what other kinds of gases do you wish existed?
gas to make people say stupid funny high shit (oh wait, that’s smoking weed)
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201. What’s the most beautiful beach you’ve been to?
i can’t tell you i’ve only been to like two
but i CAN tell you that i FUCKING HATE BEACHES FILLED WITH ROCKS ON END AND YOUR FEET WOULD RATHER WALK ON LEGOS
202. What’s the most anxiety inducing thing you do on a regular basis?
talk to people??????????
203. What’s something that everyone agrees we should change, but somehow it never changes?
being nice to other people??
204. What trend are you tired of?
cancel culture, cringe culture
uhm
205. What’s incredibly cheap and you would pay way more for?
haha no if it’s cheap i want to keep it cheap thank you
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206. What’s your grossest bug story?
i don’t really have any so here’s a fun fact i used to like watching the roly poly corner in elementary school during recess because there were so many beneath this tile and I THINK multiple kids liked to watch them crawl around and make roly poly houses in the fuckin dirt or something
207. What would the adult version of an ice-cream truck sell and what song would it play?
CUM! FREE CUM! FREE CUM!
PLAYING SEX ON THE BEACH! WOO
208. What company do you despise?
apple
triple a studios in the gaming industry haven’t really been awesome either
209. When was the most inappropriate time you busted out in laughter?
at 3am and i accidentally wake up someone
210. What would be an accurate tag line for each month?
january: it’s monday for an entire month
february: as short as your mate’s cock!
march: the allergies are coming back
april: fool. you are a fool.
may: may i be excused for the rest of my life? idk
june: a mix of the sweet summer breeze and sweat up your sleeve
july: the kids are free. run.
august: hell breaks loose
september: DO YOU REMEMBER. THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTMEBRR
october: halloween
november: idk. thanksgiving?
december: *the sound of 4839248203 people singing ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUU simultaneously, very annoyingly*
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211. What’s the most overrated product out on the market?
idk
apple
212. What word do you always misspell?
i’ve been writing opinionated as opiniated for quite a good few months until pretty recently and that was pretty tragic to witness
213. What naps are the most satisfying?
snuggle naps
aside from the broken neck you wake up with
214. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found lying on the ground / side of the road?
a random sponge?
215. What’s the funniest TV show you’ve ever seen?
futurama was pretty funny
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216. What’s the most embarrassing story from your childhood?
all of it
217. What animal is the most majestic?
uhm
those lizards that can somehow run on water?
218. What’s something that everyone knows is true, but we don’t like to admit it?
MASTURBATION FEELS PRETTY FUCKING GOOD
219. What’s the weirdest text or email you’ve gotten?
spam emails
any of them. you want a free vibrator? yeah you do huh? click here huh
220. What always cheers you up when you think about it?
disgusting affection with the SO
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221. What sport could you play the longest in a televised game, without anyone discovering you aren’t a professional athlete?
fucking cricket?
222. If you could talk to animals and they would understand you, but you couldn’t understand them, what would you do with that power?
tell them i love each of them so much adn i want to snuggle the hsit out of em
223. What’s the most boring sport, and what would you do to make it more exciting?
golf
instead of aiming for the ball to be in the hole
aim to hit injure someone with that ball and the best player has the strongest power in newton
224. What’s the creepiest tech out there?
- human-like droids
- idk whatever the government isn’t telling us
225. Who did you use to look up to, but they screwed up and you lost faith in them?
i’ll silently point at my relatives
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226. What’s fine in small numbers but terrifying in large numbers?
big yoshi
227. Do you like things to be carefully planned or do you prefer to just go with the flow?
both, first for projects you have and the 2nd just for whatever else
228. What animal would you most like to eat?
ciockehncickenchicken not cock
229. What fictional characters have you had a crush on over the years?
we don’t talk about this embarrassment from when i was a little shit teen
sigh.................................. the fire man from undertale
that’s the only one i’ll ever openly admit
now fuck off
230. What would the box with all your hopes and dreams inside look like?
fucking chaotic that’s what it’d look like
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231. What was the worst shopping experience you’ve ever had?
primark and mark and spencer’s for the worst. worst. queue times.
232. What story you’ve heard has stayed with you and always disturbs you every time you think about it?
no clue
233. What was the most important appointment or deadline you missed?
my birthday?
234. If you were a clown themed super hero, what powers would you have?
i have a clown nose and every time i squeeze it i let out a devastating fart to take out my enemies, myself included
235. If you could airdrop anything you want, worth two million dollars or less, anywhere you want, what would you airdrop and where would you airdrop it?
a credit card that has the two million dollars on it and then transfer that to my own bank, airdropped finely in the mail just for me :)
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236. If you lived in a virtual reality world of your own creation, what would it look like?
basically the fictional world i have for my own characters
thank you
that’d be very cool kanye
237. What escalated very quickly?
my anger meter on shark week
238. What two things are terrible when separate but great when you put them together?
6 and 9 ;)
239. What did you believe for way too long as a child?
uhm..................................................... don’t want to go all depresso here so uh
you get square eyes from looking at a screen too long?????????
240. What big event do you think will happen soon that most people aren’t expecting?
i don’t know
the next big meme that’ll be the revolutionary meme for the next decade
the half life VR thing that’s coming out is either shittier or way better to everyone’s expectations
some big site is probably going to die?
1. What was the last thing you paid in cash for?
i’m p sure it was for the bus
2. Quick! What’s the first thing that pops into your head when I say “snowflake”?
WINTER....... no wonder
3. If you had to lose one of your limbs, which would it be?
idk a leg or my left arm
4. What’s your favorite verbal accent to try to replicate?
BREET-EESH
or yeehaw accent
5. Which type of metal (physical metal, not music) do you think you are the most like?
scraps
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6. Look out the nearest window for a minute. How many birds did you see go by?
it’s dark and also i don’t have a window in my room -technically-
7. If you could cover your car in anything (anything at all!), what would it be?
can i just transform it into a warthog
thanks
8. If a complete stranger asks “Can I use your phone for a second?”, how would you respond?
no
and then probably ask what they need for it lmao
9. What’s your signature dance move?
falling on the floor and dying, presumably
10. How would you like a portrait of you drawn: realistic or caricature?
both would be ugly as hell ew
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11. What was the last nice thing someone did for you? (Small favors count!)
uhhmmmmmm my housemate helped taping my door frame so it’d be more quiet against noise in the conservatory
still have to look into soundproof boarding tho
12. How do you prepare for an intense study session?
good drink like squash
comfy pjs
and music depending
13. If you could have been in any Dr. Seuss book, which would it be?
cat in the hat?
14. What was the last thing you broke? Did you fix it?
well technically my substance painter file broke and stopped responding so i had to force shutdown
i fixed it tho so that’s cool
15. You have a castle, and you need to fill your moat with something. What do you fill it with?
tropical water but once someone falls into it it’s super hot
and it burns you alive??
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16. What’s one crazy thing you wish a Nerf gun would do?
shoot bullets/whatever so hard it can fly me into the air and i can use it as a nerf jetpack
17. Look around. What’s the first geometric pattern that you see?
rectangles
thanks wooden floor
18. What’s your favorite cloud pattern?
i like all clouds
19. Of the countries that you’ve never lived in, which country’s flag do you think is the coolest?
minimalism
20. If you had to eat one ice cream topping for an entire day, what would it be?
rainbow sprinkle or cookie dough
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21. What are two things you wish you could superglue together? (Be creative!)
a jetpack/mini rocket on some kind of thing
like a backpack or chest armour
thank you
22. Which of these performances sounds like the most fun date to you: opera, symphony, musical, improv, contemporary theater, traditional theater, modern dance, ballet, cultural dance, live art, or art museum?
improv, theater, live art or art museum
23. If I gave you a limitless amount of chalk, what would you draw on the sidewalk right now?
a big dick.
24. What’s your favorite illusion?
idk
i like the weird wobbly pencil thing?
25. What’s the easiest way to fool you?
just act as if it’s real and i’m probably stupid enough to go ‘‘wha?’‘ for at least one second
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26. If you could instantly clean up pollution in any area of the world, where would it be?
that big patch of plastic in the sea
27. What’s your go-to gummy snack?
i don’t really like gummies that much..................
except for the green apple rings
i’d shove those up my ass all day
28. What would you like in return for a favor: cash, some form of a gift, or another favor?
first or last
29. What’s the silliest thing you’ve done in a restaurant?
lost my samsung flip phone when i was 9
30. Is your favorite type of alcohol the same as the one that gets you drunk the fastest?
i don’t like alcohol whatsoever
the only exception that i am fine drinking is the 4% kopparberg strawberry lime cider
but even then i prefer the alcohol-free one lol
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31. If you were Spiderman, what’s the first thing you would climb on top of?
a skyscraper or mountain
BYE
32. Ever made a party foul?
no im too quiet for that
33. What muscle in your body is currently the most tense?
my neck/back probably
shoudler blades....
34. If I were a cop and I searched your house / apartment / dorm, what would you be most afraid of me stumbling across? Or what’s the most embarrassing thing that I might find?
*cough* nasty stuff *cough* obviously *cough*
35. Who is someone that you want to be sassy towards right now?
idk i’d rather roll around and become a snail in a lettuce blanket
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36. Where do you draw the line between confidence and egocentrism?
when you fail to be realistic about your confidence
37. What’s the fastest way to gross you out?
vomiting or showing your innards
or shit in a bowl. that’s been unflushed
38. Ever killed a houseplant? How?
my cat crunched on some.. i think green beans? i had to grow for biology class when i was 12
thanks crunni
39. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done with fireworks?
my housemates and i thought we got a huge sparkler for free from the fireworks guy but it ended up being an incense stick (at least.... it smelled like one)
40. What SPF sunscreen do you use? If any?
like 20-30? don’t need much i think
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41. Where is someplace you would NOT swim?
it has leeches or some shit
42. If you had a college, what would you make its mascot?
idk
dancing snake man
43. What’s your favorite magic trick?
i like the ones that don’t seem possible
like the super quick hand tricks or the SAWING SOMEONE IN FUCKING HALF
44. What’s one thing you’ve recently lost but still haven’t found?
this just reminds me of the one little green blade that fell from my gundam once and i wasn’t able to find it for 3 months
lo and behold, a mouse comes around, forces me to look properly beneath one of my drawers, and there it fucking is.
45. What are you a complete geek about?
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
musiccccccccccccccc
gamesssssssssssssssss
plushies...............................
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46. What was the first wish list you ever made on Amazon? What did it have in it?
i’ve never made a wishlist but the first thing i bought on amazon was probably some stupid shit like a plushie
47. What’s your favorite card game?
idk i like uno
48. What’s an area of the planet that you would love to see from space?
all of it.
49. What are your late-night cravings?
fuit gummy.... green apple fuit gummy
apples/grapes sometimes
cronch
50. Of all the things that you’ve learned in the past year, what’s something you least expected to learn?
my coursemates aren’t as competent as i thought with keeping up on uni work
or something?
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51. Is there anything you regret forgetting?
whenever i go out and halfway on the way to my destination i realise i forgot something and i want to hit myself into space
i’m not going to mention the most embarrassing thing i forgot once thank you very much
52. Have you once been good at a particular skill, then lost that skill? Why did you lose it?
............................................................... uhm
cognitive... thought
high school fucked me over lmao
53. What government position would you most like to hold? What would you least like to hold?
i’d rather not
54. If you could entirely revive any “lost city”, which would it be?
ATLANTIS BABEY
55. What’s one weird thing you never leave your house without? (Beside phone or keys.)
does lip balm count as weird lmao
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56. If you hear a really catchy song, what’s the first thing you start doing? Or how do you react?
‘‘bopping to the beat’‘
violently dance myself into oblivion
57. What’s something you would paint in fluorescent paint, just for fun?
a sex to-
uhm
a gundam?
58. How much do you believe in, follow, or respect your heritage?
i don’t think i even got one lol
59. When you’re on an airplane, do you prefer the aisle, middle, or window seat?
WINDOW! WINDOW! WINDOW!
IF YOU DON’T PREFER THE WINDOW YOU’RE LAME AS FUCK
60. If you could run an airline, what would you hand out as the airplane snacks? How about drinks? What else would you do to make it interesting?
something catchy and stupid like ‘‘Flying Pelican’‘ and work with that as a theme
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61. What’s something you never travel without?
- the essentials like wallet, key, phone, earpods
- backpack
- bottle of water
- lip balm
- umbrella, most of the time
62. What’s the most unusual souvenir you’ve bought?
fuck if i know
those coins that they stamp their logo in
63. What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you while travelling? How did you work around it?
idk having to pee while waiting in queue to get your shit checked at the airport or DYING OF DEHYDRATION BECAUSE THE FUCKERS DON’T ALLOW A BOTTLE OF WATER FOR SOME REASON!
64. What should you be devoting your time to right now?
vibing
i can do the rest of my finishing up tomorrow
65. Do you see more beauty in humans, or in nature?
nature
altho a lot of people lookin’ decent tho
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66. What was the last formal event you went to?
uhm
my sibling’s wedding in 2015? i don’t count high school events
those are lame as fuck
67. What ballroom dance would you most like to learn?
idk the tango
68. What’s one commercial that you could recite all the way through?
i can’t recite anything i’m stupid
69. If you had to give up one of these, which would it be: electricity, gas, internet, television, or water?
TELEVISION
HA!
70. You’re going to start your own mafia. What’s it going to be like? Who will be able to join, and who will you target?
the mafia of people who just really really like cats and have a mafia shelter for them
we’ll kick anyone in the balls for mistreating a cat (or any animal really)
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71. Ever made a secret handshake with a friend?
no
72. What was your favorite spy/mystery novel as a kid?
idk i only read fantasy lmao
73. What would you wear to a masquerade ball? (Details!)
is a knight helmet allowed? with some pauldrons and a super cool dress?
.. no?
then any of the options below
or something weird and tribal like this thing
74. You have to wear a onesie that looks like an animal for an entire day. What animal will it be?
i already have a tiger onesie
beat ya to it
75. Have you ever witnessed someone being injured or violating a law? What did you do?
hmmmmmm no
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76. If you could have a pocket that will always be full of one thing, what would it be?
money.
now i can pay off my student debt
god bless.
77. What’s your favorite form of public art?
i like graffiti (if it’s not shitty scribbling), art museums......, paintings/art on walls/boards/etc
78. When was the last time you talked to a police officer, paramedic, or firefighter?
like a full-on year ago when we had introduction in the first year, and police came around to just share some safety precautions
79. What’s your favorite life hack?
uhm... i only remember that machine that just cuts cooked eggs in various smaller pieces
or you put an uncooked egg into an egglet and you cook that or something and it turns out cool
80. Have you ever concocted something strange in your kitchen, that actually turned out good?
all my food that i make, ever
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81. If you were a character in CLUE, who would you be? What would be your murder weapon?
i don’t even know how you play clue
82. If you had to tattoo someone else’s face on your body, whose would it be?
can it just be a tattoo of my cat’s face....
83. What sport do you most like to watch?
eh baseball is alright i guess
84. Ever made up a game or sport? What was it like?
no
85. When was the last time you went out in nature? (I mean, out in a field or the mountains or something, aka not a park)
like new year’s
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86. Describe the smell of your favorite perfume or cologne.
i like it when they smell fresh or like green apple or peaches
something fruity and fresh. good shit.
87. What scent would you make into a perfume or cologne, if you could?
G R E E N A P P L E F O R E V E R
88. What’s your favorite “new” smell? (Such as, a new book, new house, new car, new leather, new rain, new plants, etc)
new book, new toy (store), new rain, new food, new FRESH AIR..... newly washed clothes
89. What’s the weirdest side effect you’ve gotten from a drug?
i’ve never tried them lol
90. What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen while using public transportation?
i wouldn’t ever recall
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91. You own a car wash, but as a prank, you’re going to wash cars with something other than soap. What would you use?
idk those shitty slime you get with kids toys nowadays
92. Do you have any funny family traditions?
no
93. If you could graffiti anywhere (I mean, anywhere), where would you do it?
on a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE wall up HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!
as long as i don’t fall to my death
94. What’s your favorite precious stone?
i have a green stone in the shape of an egg and i always really liked it
95. What’s your favorite smoothie?
i don’t really like smoothies
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96. If you could be the King/Queen or Emperor/Empress of a powerful historical dynasty, which would it be?
idk
medieval times
i could dress up as a knight undercover
bye
97. What was your favorite craft as a kid?
just drawing
98. Have you ever made up your own word, and used it as normal? What was it?
the horrifyingly sad thing is that my SO and i have come up with some kind of weird caveman languages, with which certain noises have gotten meanings
saying ‘‘num num’‘ as a reply to the other’s statement means ‘‘yes, but i don’t want to admit it’‘
or weird noises that mean ‘‘i like this’‘, such as ‘‘hoh’‘ and ‘‘gooba looba’‘
we’re horrific. absolutely. horrific.
99. What do you think about most in the shower?
i just stare at the wall or gape at the water to drink some
or think about stuff i’ve got yet to do that day
100. What did you hear, read, or see in the news today?
coronavirus and brexit things
what a year has 2020 been so far huh
for once, hyuck is quiet. the day has passed quickly-- her desk lamp is turned on as an afterthought, long after they’ve laid in the dark after yet another drawn-out conversation. with each subconscious shift of his limbs, the mattress seems to dip and rise, as he rolls onto his back and she onto her side. can’t ever sit still, huh? she feels a tug at her hair in retaliation and huffs out a laugh. so much for a quiet night alone. still, having someone around isn’t so bad- especially when that someone is hyuck.
if it had been anyone else maybe it’d feel different (and if it had been anyone else– well, she considers a certain someone briefly and pinches herself. don’t get ahead of yourself, go yeeun.) but with him this feels right, comfortable. even if they’re thinking of other people in this moment, she still feels his arm heavy against hers, keeping them both tethered.
when she finally turns to face him it’s the gentle rise and fall of his chest that reminds her of how easily he manages to fall asleep. cheeks puffed, she blows gently in his direction, unsettling his hair and causing him to stir.
what time is it?
dunno. too early.
he mumbles unintelligibly, groaning when she resorts to kicking his ankles lightly. are you really gonna do this to me again?