#i can testify

[elpantalones]

Byler to Elmax to Elumax pipeline is Real

[bleubrri]

zeke jaeger eats ass!!! wake up people!!!

[waynesprince]

rickcastlefromthailand replied to your post “sex with socks on?”

wearing socks improves one's orgasm btw

and there you have it folks ^

[elvensaber]

NEVER MEET SOMEONE FROM MINNESOTA

They are just an inanimate pile of snow and milk.  

[honeyheaux]

People who exclusively fall in love with a person who has the same background/ethnicity as them ARE SO boringggg

[freddie-mercurious-blog]

How are you? :3

At the moment, I’m really amused. "Death scrabble"

How are you, love?

[thealogie]

Everyone be calm, stop sending me asks about this I made tags on a post that included LSiT being awesome and a few people agreeing with her and it was after we had all been joking about being gross and problematic I literally said like "#is in a huge LSiT fanclub #is incredibly gross and problematic #doesn't even regret it"

People were understandably not on board with my problematic use of the third person. 

So like three separate people messaged me about two posts to be like "I read those tags where you accused everyone of being in some sort of LSiT fan club that doesn't fucking exist not everyone who likes Johnlock is gross and problematic" (like they didn't seem to mind LSiT but they were all perfectly happy to throw her under the bus to make sure I knew they weren't gross and problematic tbh)

And I was like, JOKE IS ON YOU I AM THE GROSS ONE AND IN LOVE WITH LSiT HAHAHA 

[goldagger]

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