#i cannot fathom this

[finnslay]

THEYRE SHREK AND FIONA

ETHO CHANGED HIS SKIN TO BE JOEL SHREK

AND SCOTT IS FIONA

WHAT IS GOING ON???

[fuckdanhowell]

how is this legit the first minute of the most recent dan and phil video like what the fuck is happening:

phil: well i wanted to look fresh today, but i didn’t get any sleep last night. middle of the night, dan has an issue, which i’ve not been able to speak about before for obvious reasons. dan: you’re not making this sound better- i was there and i’m terrified for where this is going. phil: i’m fast asleep. what do i hear next to me? “there’s a man in the room.” there’s a man in the room!? not just that! dan then kneels on the bed and goes “there’s a man in the room!” what!? dan: i had a nightmare, okay? phil: that there was a man in the room? dan: this has not happened to me a lot before, but i struggled to wake up and i thought there was a home invasion happening. phil: yes. dan: but i understand that from phil’s perspective, someone just screaming at 4am “there’s a man in the room” is the most terrifying shit you’ve ever heard in your life. phil: it was terrifying! i literally thought we were gonna die! and this is like- dan: well in the dream, i thought that we were being burgled- phil: this is like the fourth time you’ve done it! dan: but then, phil says that i quite nonchalantly went “oh… oh yeah ok snores” phil: i was like, no, jesus christ ba-an, you just like terrified me! dan: so see, i went ‘oh it’s a dream. nevermind.’ and then i just went back to sleep. phil: and i’m laying in bed like vibrating dan: phil is having a fight-or-flight, life-or-death response, so if you’re wondering ‘wow, phil looks rough in the first episode of this,' my bad. :) phil: that’s why!

[slashingdisneypasta]

Sincerely what do you mean y'all are taping the wrapping paper directly to the present!??

[jupesplant]

As a Diego, Lila and Klaus stan this season said fuck me specifically huh

[crispycreambacon]

What do you mean people just watch a show or play a game or read a book and then move on with their day. What do you mean people can simply say "it's pretty good" and not want to write 7000 paragraphs about the media right after you experience it.

[allhailthe70shousewife]

If my father ever caught me standing on a bed, much less acting up with horseplay like this, while he was in the bed, he would have taken me out to the driveway and backed over me like 5 times.

[regina-cordium]

sweden has to be fucking punking us right. this shit CANNOT be real. y’all cannot be hiding food or making guests sit in completely different parts of the house while you all eat dinner.

[soamtongs]

imagine being known in public as somewhat "respectable" youtubers and then outsiders finding out you've drank and bathed in your piss