She didnt kiss frogs she kissed great white sharks

Requests Indefinitely Closed. But if you would like to be tagged in future works regarding a certain character, please let me know! ^^ Also pls let me know whether or not you want to be tagged in smut as well. Thanks! (Title quote by Amanda Lovelace)

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Hey! ^^ Welcome!- Here's what you need to know here:

Hannah || Ravenclaw || Erudite || ISFP || 24

If you aren't 18 or above, please turn back now. I did my time, now you. Shoo.

For everyone else- please make yourselves at home! ^^ My asks are open if you wanna tell me about your favourite villain crushes!! I love hearing about them! 💚💚💚

I DONT DO REQUESTS, please don't send them to me its very flattering but its also very stressful. However if you just wanna talk about your villain crush, I would love to hear! ^^

Personal Blog: @wicked1will0sparkles Blog for Protagonist Writings: @imaginewarehouse And my Quotev Account!: UnfortunatelyHeWasHandsome

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Grandma: Oh yeah I got here an hour ago. I went and got a coffee.

Mum: I've been here an hour walking down by the river.

Me: ... I've been reading across from the station for an hour.

Ladies and gentlemen, three generations of women, only slightly different variations, who don't know how to arrive on time or communicate.

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I can't stop thinking about my mean, cruel sapphic s/os lately.

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I want to write a platonic Good Day For It thugs x reader fic that's just This:

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Hello how are you yes I'm good I have 2 demands for the new A Nightmare On Elm Street remake.

1. Robert Englund and Heather Langenkamp both must have cameo.

And 2. *glances down at notes. oh yeah- * and Freddy gets to wear a skirt at l e a s t once.

That's all.

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Maaaaan I had a Scroop dream for once, but I woke up before it could finish! 😭😭😭 I get to have a dream about my spider psycho husband, and my dream can't even finish!?

In the dream, I guess I was basically in Jim's position in the movie? I mean he's still there, but I guess I'm the main character now? 😅 I actually remember coming inside the Benbow Inn and clocking in to help Sarah around. I remember when the Inn caught fire, and i think in the dream I actually saw Scroops silhouette before we jumped?

My dream then flash forwards to the ship. Jim and Dawson are the ones who found the map and are funding the expedition, so they're the ones Captain Amelia wishes to speak to. I'm just standing there on the deck, trying to get out of everyones way. The Scroop appears O_O telling me that if I'm here for a pleasure cruise, I'm on the wrong ship. So either make myself useful or leave 😅 i try to explain that I'm with the Doctor, trying not to let my fear show because this guy looks so much like the alien in the fire. But nefore anything else can happen, Mr. Arrow and the Captain are getting ready for take off.

Skip once again to... Some time. I'm not sure why, but I guess there was a celebration on board going on? (Maybe this dream is a what-if scenario? If Silvers initial plan to make their move after they have the treasure didn't change?). This isn't a pleasure cruise, as someone pointed out 😅 but I was still given the option to change, and I found a pretty, off-the-shoulder floral dress to wear (was it part of Flints trove?? Idk, but I wish i had it irl because it was so beautiful! 😭) so now I'm on the ship, as dressed up as one can be on an expedition, weaving around the cheering crew. I find my way to the ships railing and stare out at the endless starry galaxy, wondering where Scroop was though noting i could feel eyes on me...

And THAT was when I woke up!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 HANNAH I DIDN'T GET TO SEE SCROOPS REACTION TO ME DOLLED UP! W H Y!? WHY MUST DREAMS BE SO CRUEL!?

Well I hope seeing this puts a grin on your face XD I always love it when you share your F/O dreams with me, so I thought you might like to see what I'm pretty sure is my first official F/O dream! Even if it was torture at the end 🥲😂 have a good day! 💚💚💚

Omg this sparks so much joy, this is a perfect dream!!! Except for waking up at that moment 😭😭 Goddamnit! XD

You could feel EYES ON YOU!! ❣️❤❣️❤❣️❤❣️❤❣️❤❣️❤❣️❤❣️❤❣️❤❣️❤ Scroop come out of the shadows this INSTANT, Mr! XD

And omg the dress. I hate it when dreams do that!! 😭 give you the best clothes THAT DONT EXIST!! Absolute disrespect XDD

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pov: you somehow weaseled your way into Petyr's heart and now he is obsessed with you

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𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 as 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐓𝐘𝐖𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑

Tywin Lannister's first appearance. Game of Thrones S01E07.

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Goddamnit Pinterest. I saved ONE Petyr. I don't need the entirety of goddamn Kingslanding in my simple x reader board.

One pin of Petyr. One. And THIS is whats recommended for my board now.

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So... Bronn. Right?

Not t e c h n i c a l l y a villain in Game Of Thrones (so far?...), but that's just because we're seeing him from Tyrions point of view! The one paying him! From anyone else's pov, who's not paying him, Bronn is terrible. So... I'm gonna say I can write for him here. Yep.

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One of my favourite things about the new house is that my room finally has sunlight! ☀️ My room at the old house had a big tree in the window, and was kinda shadowed by the roof anyway. Good in summer, but I like sun! It's nice to see my books bathed in sunlight, now. And I can see the sky <3<3<3

Also, unrelated note, but there's a heating vent directly under the bathroom towel rack. So your towel is nice and warm when you get outta the shower <3 galaxy brained design.

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Do you still write for Monsters vs Aliens by any chance? Two of the characters have invaded my psyche 😂

Hey! Monsters Vs Aliens is one of my favourite movies XD I don't do requests, I write on a desire-to basis, but please talk to me about the monsters!! (Or aliens!!)

If it's not Galaxar, please talk to me on @imaginewarehouse ! That's my blog for protagonists <3

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I know your main interest are villains and Disney isn’t making many lateky but did you watch Hoppers? Is so cute and endearing 🦫🐇🦎

I haven't seen it yet but as soon as it's on Disney+ I absolutely will!! I love wholesome movies, too <3 I don't watch enough of them!

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Oh, of course. Of course our beloved husband is the most caring towards a virgin S/O ^^

But uh... I noticed Scroop wasn't on this list 😳

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*ahem* how uh... How do you think Scroop would be with a virgin? Ok bye 🏃‍♀️‍➡️🏃‍♀️‍➡️🏃‍♀️‍➡️

<< >> I feel like we're doing a back alley deal here. Okay. Heres the Stuff:

You probably know Scroop better then me (When I watch Treasure Plant, my eyes are solely for Silver 💕 XD) so please correct me!!

... I feel like he'd be mean XD I hope you have a degradation kink. After all you're just a sweet, dumb, sssoft~ little human (You're his sweet, dumb, soft little human <3 ). At the same time though, he's conscious of not breaking the fragile human mate. So while you do end up with some scratches 👀 and bruises 👀 😏 , he never truly used undue force for your first time. In fact, by Scroop standards, he was being quite gentle with you. Really!! You don't even know it, because he's so much stronger then you, but he was treating you e x t r e m e l y carefully. If he really used all his strength, you would no longer be walking. For... for while.

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As far as villains, Cersei is awesome

Joffrey and Ramsay are some of the worst villains in the show, but they’re really hard to like cause of how they treat women

I love Cersei so far! She's got such a defined personality and I love it. She's so fun to watch <3

And Oh. While I haven't met Ramsey yet, I can definitely see what you mean with Joffrey 😥😅 I honestly wasn't getting it at first because he looks so Baby, but that bit with the sex workers really got me 😭 Oh!! I thought it was so funny though when, during the cow poo tantrum scene, Sandor just yoinks him down the street by his neck and his armpit like a bad puppy.

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I've started Game of Thrones! 👑 Are their any villains y'all love from this series I can look out for? 😈😈😈 I'm so excited for new villains XD