#i declined

[speedlimit15]

i just remembered one time i was working at the pet store and one of my coworkers was on the sales floor with her phone in her hand watching her boyfriend without his knowledge from a nanny cam she had placed in their bedroom and she even had an audio feed and she kept trying to get me to listen to what he was saying out loud on his discord call

[hi-avathisside]

what's up????? I just got asked if I'd like to date by 2 guys?? is this something astrology related??

[angelofamegakure]

Was telling my client (who was charged for dealing) I'm getting a tooth pulled tomorrow, and he straight up opens his backpack and tries to give me codeine 🤦‍♀️

[tearlessrain]

no matter your gender, age, sexuality, race, or body type, there is a 42 year old cishet dude on fetlife who wants to fuck you

[sophisticatedswifts]

A man just tried to sell me weed in the most British way possible

[everythingpuddle]

I don’t really curate my ff.net profile, so I was quite surprised to find that someone had asked me to join their Winx role play.

I hope that it is in fact someone else trying to do Winx D&D but probably it’s just sexual.

[orangethisandthat]

Apparently a cherry cough drop doesn't count as dinner OR lunch.

I'm struggling with eating right now.

[liu-lang]

really love that my boss almost made me cry then asked me to have lunch with him to “make me feel better” ☹️