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I can't be the only one who instinctively evaluates the front door lock of wherever I stay on the likelihood of zombies catching me while I'm trying to open the door.

Right?

#honest talk?#I'm fucking terrified of zombies #no idea why #i know they're nit real #yet #when i walk the streets at 2am #i expect them

Well. That was the fastest rejection letter I've ever gotten.

#I mean #rejection letters are fine #I expect them #BUT #I sent the story in Saturday night and got the rejection email Sunday morning #that's not even twenty-four hours folks #so I don't know whether that means they just didn't want that kind of story for whatever reason #or whether it's really THAT BAD

does anybody feel like coming here and just cuddling for the next month or so

#i am prepared for every headline here #i expect them #i expect it to be messy #but also I'd still really like hugs SO #any volunteers?#:D

So its finals week

and i got through my 2nd test today.

and i was going to text my dad 'got through final #2'

but i didn't

because my dad is a dad

and he makes dad jokes...

...i could just sense the poop joke coming

so I changed the word order to '2nd final'

thus disarming him

#dad jokes #im serious #i expect them #what does this say about me #my family #cheese and rice man #fucking #just

ugh creeping the true blood tag since i'm not watching it

#true blood #give me download links when it's over #i expect them

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