#i fart

[lousylambsblog]

i was so stumped on this one but glad how it came out

[skkortysoup]

What characters fit the musical Heathers?

ballon boy veronica and toy animatronic heathers 

[nirvjucna]

I had this friend one time who tried to sincerely convince me she never farted. She got incredibly emotional about it because I didn’t believe her. It still makes me laugh to this day.

[bloatmeupscotty]

Oops I am a very farty baby 🥺

[flameontheotherside]

For a beautiful young women you have a ugly vocabulary...

Yes, I curse and yes I curse in public and yes I will curse in front of my children. They are going to hear it anyway. You can't shelter kids like that. Why the fuck bother? I literally don't give a rats ass about my language.

Last I checked this is still America and I have free speech. Just as you don't have to listen to me, I don't need to listen to you either.

I fart and laugh about it, I go crazy over killing everyone with it. Burping? Yes, although I can't burp on command. When I do its loud and obnoxious (of course embarrassing in some occasions)

I can scream and growl to metal music like a Kittie band member. My brain farted and forgot that chicks name. I do better with screamo than metal to be honest.

I'm short and some people get confused at me. Like how is this little girl sounding like a monster on stage. Its funny. Sometimes it's annoying. Like, fuck off damnit, no one asked for your opinion about my language. Go jack off somewhere. If I want to sing metal, fart, burp and curse, I'll do it even to piss some people off because they live in a bubble and it needs to be popped because reality is you can't tell me what to fucking do.

Ask my mom...

I do literally the opposite of what she tells me. Just to get a reaction or annoy her. She finally stopped telling me what to do.

[chiveburger]

im sleeping over my friends house atm, and i have the urge to fart. like i dont wanna do it in front of them .... i would do it in the bathroom but then the whole house is dead quiet.

rofl literally me wen i have to take a shit @ my friends home. its a little late now but in my humble opinion i’d just fart, and be like ‘imma fart’ so they’re prepared. it brings ur friendship closer bc ur already having a sleepover, and i doubt you’d have a sleepover with strangers. if ur sincerely shy just go to the bathroom & turn on the tap and fart rofl, or cover it up with rly loud laughing. theres always a way but theres nothing worse than holding a fart tbh

[synekdokee]

If you want to be my friend you better get used to my farting

[dankish-walnut-blog]

I sure hope there aren't any hot ghosts in my house, because I do some weird shit when I think nobody's looking