why didn’t i get the maths or science autism???

gail is my name; dnp memes are my game. phannie since 2012. ace ✌🏻

[phautist]

[sirflopsiclr]

Weird thing but why does Jack Wolfe genuinely STARE INTO AUDIENCES SOULS, he has one of those pairs of eyes that remind me of those creepy dolls, like no hate, some people think his big brown eyes are like cute, I find them creepy as hell, I’ve seen clips of him staring at the audience like he’s trying to connect with them, but again NO HATE, AND LOVE HIM

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[phautist]

had a eureka moment in the uber

[phautist]

nagging dan and phil about the phan club cards like american voters nag trump about the epstein files. where are they. give them to me.

[phautist]

Hello.

THAT’S NOT THE LINE

[jackofrecio-deactivated20260530]

Hey.

[phautist]

Hey

[phautist]

Hello.

THAT’S NOT THE LINE

[phautist]

You thought it couldn’t get worse probably. But the Original The Break

LIKE I NEVER LEARNED TO SPEAK???? WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.

i feel like i’ve opened pandora’s box. the world is less safe now that i know these things. my god. my GOD. if i watched jack wolfe perform this i would have passed away

[phautist]

I want whatever they were smoking

I AM SO TIRED OF BEING LOVED LIKE A GRAVESTONE?????

[frozenfrogz]

We deserved to see Jack Wolfe as Wylan spit in Van Eck’s face.

[fitzdhargrvs]

this is the moment where i went ‘yep that IS wylan van eck’ when i saw it for the first time.

[avvilo]

show!wylan is not sassy enough which is such a shame because jack wolfe would’ve ate down as bratty wylan “we could wake them” van eck

[phautist]

yeah we were robbed of sassy jack wolfe. just another reason to mourn the cancelled spinoff

[phautist]

BEHOLD. I PRESENT TO YOU. THE SEQUEL TO THE MATCHING GAY EARRINGS

I KNEW I HAD SEEN THIS OUTFIT BEFORE

[phautist]

no see i don’t care how you feel about taylor swift “who’s afraid of little old me” is wylan’s song and i won’t hear otherwise. “if you wanted me dead you could have just said” and “i was tame i was gentle ‘til the circus life made me mean” LIKE COME ONNNNNN

[willowskindaobsessed]

Silver Spoon is a peak Wepser angst song in this essay I will-

[pangur-and-grim]

I have this selfie I took from when I shattered my right leg into four pieces and was like crawling across the ground, and I thought “wow I bet I look sooooo sad right now”, and anyway whenever I’m asked to supply a photo for like an interview or a book announcement I’m so tempted to give that one

[pangur-and-grim]

[phautist]

like parent like child ig

[phautist]

@danielhowell pls react to next to normal for philm club

[phautist]

the criminals