#i hate ants

[mychemicaleden]

listening to mcr and talking about the pham merch coming soon with oomf to distract myself from the ant infestation developing in my room

[trippingonair92]

So tbh im really annoyed rn cuz my house barely has any spiders. Between the full remodel we had to do to make it habitable before moving in, and the way we had to clean the crawl space thoroughly cuz the possum and cats living in it... We are spider-less.

And this means... All the other bugs are running around my walls safe as can be. Motherfuckers are already crawlin around. Its not even April yet. Bold lil fuckers.

I need to find a wolf spider and introduce it to my kitchen... Find it a little wolf spider wife to make wolf spider babies so they can go on family hunts to the carpenter ant colony.

What is a wolf spider? THIS. THIS IS MY IDEAL HOUSEGUEST:

Them and these dudes, the lovely, friendly JUMPING SPIDERS!!! these guys are sociable, love to get missions, and love hunting ants. IDEAL HOUSEGUEST NUMBER TWO!!!!:

Think, Lucas the Spider. Almost literally. And like i can say "hey you cant be around here. Its safer for your web up there" and theyll be there the next day. Very compatible with kitchens and kitchen deities and spirits.

I need my army of loyal buddies back. Afterall, what is a kitchen witch without her minions?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Dead inside. A husk.

[beholdtheelsewhere]

The way I can’t be normal about the ant infestation in my room because I listen to the Magnus Archives. I don’t want to be the next Jane Prentiss- I DONT WANT TO JOIN THE COLONY-

[iamtoniiswear]

I hate ants I am so afraid of the ants, stomach also hurts.

[bloodysocksuuhh]

ant .s . fuckin everywhere

[lilacwriter07]

ants taken over the garden, gonna burn everything to ashes

they have taken a whole ass tree as hostage cowards

[shiftyreblogs]

Seeing ants outside:

“Wow… I wonder what’s going on in there. Look at them go…”

Seeing one ant inside:

“Hey little buddy, are you lost? Did you get tracked inside by accident?”

Seeing multiple ants inside:

AW FUCK NO NOPE NO NAH ‘AINT DOING THIS BURN IT-

[lampbeeble]

(Relating to a post I made on TikTok)

Dude I freaking HATE ants… all they do is crawl, crawl, crawl, and build dumb stupid dirt homes… THEY INVADE YOUR WALLS WHEN IT RAINS, ALL THEY DO IS CRAWL I HAAAATTTTTEEEE IT. I find these CREATURES on my skin EVERYDAY, THERES SO FREAKING MANY OF THEM PMO, it makes me wanna RIP my skin off. And look, I get it! Theyre smart, intelligent insects with a knack for building structures for their colony…

but.

MAYBE.

USE THOSE BUILDING SKILLS TO MAKE A HOME, DO NOT CRAWL INTO MY WALLS FOR CONVENIENCE. BUILD, DAMN YOU, BUILD!!!