#i hate mayo

[skhardwarevers1]

things I will defend you for as a lawyer:

Murder

Theft

Arson

Things I will not defend you for as a lawyer:

Genuinely liking mayo

[obeymebutnotlikethat]

Is there a scene in a movie where some white guy puts over 60% of mayo on a sandwich?

[theolddivorcedzukka]

you're a capricorn?? it's all starting to make sense now...and by it i mean you relating to sokka sm (he is thee capricorn)

you’ve connected the two dots. you’ve connected them

[autistic-yuri]

🍓

Omg hi. We haven’t interacted too much but I love your icon (Jin my beloved character that has less than 5 minutes of screen time) and you seem super sweet from the interactions we have had! And I also hate mayo, so I love the url!

[desrtemo]

I mistook mayo for ranch today, and now I must perish.

[lavcircuts]

Live blogging lame of thrones. (I'm still salty about last week) I mean even if I rewatch it and she's alive I know she's getting a death she don't deserve. Fucking demon writers. I hope they choke on mayo.

[vampmolko]

do I dare get spicy mayo? I do dare

[theolddivorcedzukka]

omg wait i love compliments 🍓

hiiii even though we don’t talk much, i think you’re really cool and sweet and your blog theme is 🤌

i gotta stop using that emoji but.