#i hate pie

[bookswiththefur]

why does Sam have all the nastiest scenes this season so far. did he piss off the directors or something?

[shestillfiguringitout]

I have way too many apples in my house. I need some ideas (vegan) on what to do with all of them. They’re all red if that helps.

[mooooosa]

the only thing i don't like about autumn is all the pie

[sykling]

My dads gonna kick the shit outta me 1v1

[figistired]

Baby, chalk and cupcake.

baby- do you want to be a parent : Yes I want like 4 kidschalk- what subject are you best at in school: Math probablycupcake- cookies, pie, ice cream or cake: is ice cream on my cake cheating?

[awez-im-gohst]

I saw you buy a pie the other day and devour it without utensils. Why do you lie to your fans about pie

you know what matt i hope you die where you stand right now this is the fucking meanest lie anyone has ever told about me

[instantbanana]

i was making a pie and I thought “ okay so I’m gonna un-fuck the crust to top ratio” it didn’t work i failed so bad and now i want to STAB SOMEONE WITH A FUCKING PIE SERVER AND MY MURDEROUS RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS

[pusssysludge]

I'd eat pie and watch star wars with you... That's saying a lot.