Me: You could get one insect bite and then deal with it for the rest of your life.
Friend: Spiderman?
Me: Lyme disease...

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Me: You could get one insect bite and then deal with it for the rest of your life.
Friend: Spiderman?
Me: Lyme disease...
I forgot to say that I’m at an Airbnb rn and it sucks ass. The only thing that would make it great is if they had Netflix so I could start Saiki K but they don’t so 🖕🖕
Opossums are marsupials and dont carry hanta virus or rabies. If you see one drooling or hissing they are just defending themselves, please dont hurt them ♥️
They eat over 5,000 ticks weekly!!
Ok, I need an opinion because I'm spiraling about this.
I called out from work because I felt like crap and threw up. But now I feel better! I can still go in for work! But I already called out! But I'd feel bad leaving them short staffed because I called out late when I can work! But my body probably needs some rest! But the only reason I got sick was probably the antibiotic, not the infection!
...I don't know, y'all. I hate this lol. I should go to work.
I have a fucking tick and it does not want to go out
Ticks are maybe like….the only invertebrate that I actually really hate
THE TICKS!!!! THEY HIDE EVERYWHERE!!!! I FOUND ONE SNEAKONG IN MY BEAUTIFUL BABY BEAR NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT TRUST HER ANYMORE
Cant have my cats in the room cuz they bring BUGS!!!!!
ITS JUST HIM!!!!! HES IN MY HOUSE!!!! BLOODMOON GET OUT BEFORE I SQISH YOU WITH MY SPOON!!!! DIE!!!!!!
not even one month into summer and I already have Lyme’s disease
Sometimes I am tempted to run off into the forest to do random bullshit but then I remember the horrors (ticks, ticks, oh my god I hate them I hate all of them I hope every single one of their species burn in hell for forever. I had FIVE on me???!! FIVE!!!??? THE BOY I WAS WANDERING AFTER ONLY HAD ONE???? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? IS IT BECAUSE I'M 5'11??? ARE THEY ATTRACTED TO HEIGHT??? WHAT DID I DO TO DERSERVE THIS HELL?? HIS BIG ASS HAIR THAT'S LIKE THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD SOMEHOW WAS TICK FREE MEANWHILE MY SHITTY LITTLE FRINGE HAD ONE IN IT???)