When i was at the bar the other night i was with my friend and his husband and they introduced me to some guy that works w/ nightlife here and he was on a first date with a guy and the guy was asking which one would be the "daddy" and i was kind of drunk off of gin n tonic and i just kept staring at him straight in the eyes saying that im the daddy and there was a nirvana cover band playing in the background and its the only thing i remember also the guy from 30rock/ broad city was talking to me bc my friend is friends w him and i just remember yelling in hebrew at him lmao ??











